We Must All Enter Into His Good Graces Before It's Too Late
On the back you'll find his vision for a brighter tomorrow, with him as the Supreme Commander of Dragons, Ninjas, and Rocketships. BOW DOWN TO YOUR ULTRA-LORD.
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