Live Tweeting of the Day: Patton Oswalt Gave a Better Performance than any Candidate at the GOP Debate

• 01

  Readying himself, Oswalt set out to comment expertly on the proceedings

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  
  
  

  My daughter, just now: "Can't we watch CUPCAKE WARS?" Me: "We are, sweetie. We are." #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

• 02

  He analyzed most candidates with a fair eye. Candidates like Jeb Bush...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
• 03

  Chris Christie...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.

  Can SOMEONE Photoshop an album cover for Chris Christie's smooth jazz masterpiece, THE HUGS THAT I REMEMBER? #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

  
  
  
• 04

  Mike Huckabee...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
• 05

  Ted Cruz...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
• 06

  Dr. Ben Carson...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  
  
  

  "They call me Vito BORE-leone." -- Dr. Ben Carson #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

  
  
  

  I don't think neurosurgeon Ben Carson ever needed anesthesiologist in the operating room. Just saying. That he's boring. #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

• 07

  Rand Paul...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  
  
  

  Wait, does Rand Paul want to marry a gun? Not saying that's a deal-breaker for me, but still... #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

• 08

  John Kasich...

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  
  
  The one positive note in Oswalt's live tweet was his reaction to Kasich's statement that he would love his daughter and support her just as much as he does now if she came out as gay.
  
  

  Well holy shit, Kasich. Good on you. #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

• 09

  Of course, Oswalt saved the best for Trump

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  
  
  

  If Trump is against "p.c. culture," I'm suddenly 100% for it. Not even kidding. What a howling shit-cave of a human. #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

  
  
  

  Donald Trump's views on immigration are based solely on the first 8 minutes of SCARFACE. #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

  
  
  

  Tough words, Donald Trump. No way Obama's gonna get re-elected now! #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

  
  
  

  "Jesus...good guy. I would've sealed his tomb better. Cheap craftsmanship, a boulder that can just be rolled away." -- Trump. #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

  
  
  
• 10

  Even the commenters received some attention from Oswalt's tweets

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
• 11

  Of course, he gave out plenty of props to his side of the aisle

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.
  
  
  

  They're talking about Hilary like she's John Wick. I love it. #GOPDebate

  — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015

• 12

  And he ended it like a classy champ

  There was a problem rendering this tweet - it may have been deleted.

Tags