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Readying himself, Oswalt set out to comment expertly on the proceedings
My daughter, just now: "Can't we watch CUPCAKE WARS?" Me: "We are, sweetie. We are." #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015 -
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He analyzed most candidates with a fair eye. Candidates like Jeb Bush...
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Chris Christie...
Can SOMEONE Photoshop an album cover for Chris Christie's smooth jazz masterpiece, THE HUGS THAT I REMEMBER? #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015 -
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Mike Huckabee...
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Ted Cruz...
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Dr. Ben Carson...
"They call me Vito BORE-leone." -- Dr. Ben Carson #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
I don't think neurosurgeon Ben Carson ever needed anesthesiologist in the operating room. Just saying. That he's boring. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015 -
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Rand Paul...
Wait, does Rand Paul want to marry a gun? Not saying that's a deal-breaker for me, but still... #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015 -
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John Kasich...
The one positive note in Oswalt's live tweet was his reaction to Kasich's statement that he would love his daughter and support her just as much as he does now if she came out as gay.
Well holy shit, Kasich. Good on you. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015 -
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Of course, Oswalt saved the best for Trump
If Trump is against "p.c. culture," I'm suddenly 100% for it. Not even kidding. What a howling shit-cave of a human. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Donald Trump's views on immigration are based solely on the first 8 minutes of SCARFACE. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
Tough words, Donald Trump. No way Obama's gonna get re-elected now! #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015
"Jesus...good guy. I would've sealed his tomb better. Cheap craftsmanship, a boulder that can just be rolled away." -- Trump. #GOPDebate
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Even the commenters received some attention from Oswalt's tweets
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Of course, he gave out plenty of props to his side of the aisle
They're talking about Hilary like she's John Wick. I love it. #GOPDebate
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) August 7, 2015 -
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And he ended it like a classy champ
Live Tweeting of the Day: Patton Oswalt Gave a Better Performance than any Candidate at the GOP Debate
Twitter deity, and great comedian, Patton Oswalt took one for the American team Aug. 6 and live-tweeted his perspective on the first Republican primary debate.
The enormous affair hosted the top 10 candidates highest in the polls. It gave a scant two hours for them to differentiate themselves from each other and attempt to not talk about the rich elephant in the room — Donald Trump.
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