When washing your hands in the restroom of a new restaurant that you've never tried before, be sure you read the label of the soap dispenser before using it. That "soap" dispenser will turn out to hold mouthwash. You WILL get frustrated when your hands don't lather up, you WILL pump out several more squirts of the stuff, and the woman fixing her hair in the mirror next to you WILL think you're insane. By the time you've realized your mistake, it will have been too late. #LFMF