(my dad called to wish me a happy birthday) dad: Happy birthday! Do you have a boyfriend yet? me: No. dad: You're probably the only 24 year old virgin on the planet. me: I am not! dad: Ok, there're probably some nuns.
Dad is not sensitive to your sexual frustration
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