Dirty Deal of the Day

Groupon rival LivingSocial is offering a rather humorously priced deal on a Cleveland Steamer.

What's a Cleveland Steamer you ask? Well, apparently it's a Cleveland-based carpet cleaning and deodorization service that fancies itself a romantic alternative to spa treatments and up-market dinner dates in Tremont.

It's also the exact opposite of that. Also, don't ask. And don't Google it either. In fact, shut everything down, unplug your phone, turn off the lights, and sit silently in the corner for the rest of your life.

[hypervocal.]