Bacon Coffin of the Day

J&D's Bacon Salt, maker of a variety of bacon-themed and bacon-flavored products, has created a way to take your love of everyone's favorite wonderful, magical animal with you to the grave: a bacon-patterned coffin. You can make this box of "18-gauge gasketed steel with premium bacon exterior/interior" your final resting place for the low price of $4,999 -- no returns accepted. Ron Swanson has probably already made his arrangements. [boingboing.]