FAIL Blog
Favorite

28 Inevitably Outlandish Overheards In The Aisles Of Walmart

These'll crack you up while you question the state of humanity...

Posted by mattstaff
Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email
  • 1
    Text - Heather @mermaidgymgirl Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom "I know my rights, I can have it" Her response... "You have no rights until your 18 and only then if decide to give them to you" This woman is my soulmate#puresavage #overheard #awesomemom
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 2
    Text - Kristyn Fix @kfix56 Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend's husband as "vegetarian but he's fat and he hunts and he doesn't believe in climate change." She called him a Redneck Vegan
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 3
    Text - Brittney Reneau @ReneauBrittney Overheard a guy in Walmart say to his kid "No, son, come back here! That's not your grandma she just looks like her."
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 4
    Text - The Weed Yorker @weedyorker (overheard at Walmart) "..customer service needed in the sporting goods section... we have a customer by the balls"
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 5
    Text - Emily English @eenglish2 *overheard conversations in walmart* guy: so have you taken a shower yet? girl: no but i was just gonna take one when i got home guy: so ur telling me you've been walking around all day.... with poop on ur head... from a bird? .... man u gotta love walmart
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 6
    Text - Zackary R. Kephart @zackarykephart Overheard behind me in the return lane at Walmart tonight: Little kid: "Mommy, did you fart??" Kid: Well did you mo... Kid's mother in a hushed tone: Shut up!
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 7
    Text - tori mcmanus @torifrommars 4yrs ago a woman in walmart overheard my grandma say i wanted to be a veterinarian and she told us i was wasting my time because we don't need veterinarians we need "actual doctors" today she came into the clinici work at and i saved her dogs life
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 8
    Text - Betsy Carr Ganus @BetsyGirl Overheard in the beverage aisle at Walmart: Oh my gosh! Water has NO calories! Did you know that? That's so crazy. #Thingsthatarenotcrazy
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 9
    Text - Mikayla @m_mcgregor13 Girl I overheard in Walmart today: "you know those balls that go over the fence but the players still catch them? I'm that kind of catch, but all of these boys too scared to jump" I need this confidence
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 10
    Text - crazy @cottoncndymandi Over heard in walmart...mother to daughter about 7 years old "AND THATS WHY YOU DONT EAT GLUE" WTF
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 11
    Text - hunny @_hunnaa just overheard a convo in walmart son: mom you have too many kids the mom: i know, which one should i get rid of?
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 12
    Text - muppet baby @wowtneria conversation i just overheard in walmart parking lot: "i was walking to my car and it wasn't where i parked it and all of a sudden i see some random guy DRIVING MY CAR"
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 13
    Text - Brett Crosby @mbacowboy Just overheard in the Riverton Wyoming Walmart: "Will the party with the horse tied to the tree out front please move it. The lawn crew needs to mow through. Thank You."
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 14
    Text - ash @clairvoyannt Overheard some girls making fun of a guy pushing carts out in the Walmart parking lot and said, "Like, get a real job man" ??????? He's literally out there working, how do you judge someone for just having a certain job..
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 15
    Text - Kelly B @kelakagandy Overheard last night at Walmart: Women: "Don't break our eggs!" Man: "You picked up eggs?!" Woman: "Yeah?" Man looks in cart: "...Hatchimals are not real eggs..."
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 16
    Text - Thomas Price @usmcprice1990 I was in line at Walmart when I over heard two Trumpers talking... The one dude said to the other: "I miss the days when the US made everything" I just had to interject: "Ur both under 50, I've never lived in those days so how can u miss it?"
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 17
    Text - Erin Dorney @edorney Overheard in Walmart: "I sent him to get iced tea and he never came back."
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 18
    Text - K$ @kaylacash1234 Overheard in Walmart: "can you stop? This is why I can't bring you places" ...she says as she starts hula hooping in the middle of the isle
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 19
    Text - Detroit_Princess @DetroitPrinces4 Overheard in a Walmart: Mom: Spaghettiii Spaghetti! *silence* Mom: Spaghettiii! Spaghettii! *silence* I am absolutely CONVINCED this was a child's name and said child was embarrassed Good friend and I argue to this day as to authenticity.
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 20
    Text - Conner Edmark @ConnerEdmark Overheard someone in Walmart say "February 15th is National Side Chick Day" and that's probably the most Walmart thing I've ever heard
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 21
    Text - Jeremy Kelley @nod "If I wanted to read, I'd get an audiobook" overheard in cust svc line at walmart from lady whining about intl film w/eng subtitles
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 22
    Text - Brian @Rex Testarossa I overheard someone say "I wish gifs made sounds" and her friend went "those are called vines, Mia" and Mia almost had a breakdown in the middle of Walmart
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 23
    Text - Rick Aaron @RickAaron Overheard in Walmart just now "Just let her hang out with the goats for a little while."
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 24
    Text - John Kort @john_kort Overheard at Walmart: "Well I don't care, I farted in your cereal" says the 40 something year old
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 25
    Text - APL tree @Allypaigelodge I just overheard someone in Walmart say "wow water is so underrated."
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • Advertisement
  • 26
    Text - Coby Langham @Cobysmusic Overheard at Walmart What's your babies name? Memphis. You named him after the city? No we named him after the character in a Nicholas Cage movie. Cool. My mom loves Elvis.
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 27
    Text - Queen LC @LouieCarolina Overheard a girl in Walmart say, "I'm rich! I have seven dollars to my name!" ...like relatable.
    Pin It
    Via Twitter
  • 28
    Text - Samantha Cabral @samcabrall Just overheard a guy in Walmart telling his child that NASA was a made up institution. Took everything in my power to not speak up while picking out what scent of air freshener I wanted
    Pin It
    Via Twitter

  • About the Author

    mattstaff
  • -
  • Vote
  • -
Share
Tweet
Stumble
Pin It
Email
  • Reposted by
  • Gilbertopop's avatar
  • Strangehumor's avatar

Next on FAIL Blog

35 Repair FAILs That Are Actually Kind of Genius In Their Own Way
Comments - Click to show - Click to hide