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28 Inevitably Outlandish Overheards In The Aisles Of Walmart

These'll crack you up while you question the state of humanity...

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    Text - Heather @mermaidgymgirl Little boy in Walmart wants some candy and says to his mom "I know my rights, I can have it" Her response... "You have no rights until your 18 and only then if decide to give them to you" This woman is my soulmate#puresavage #overheard #awesomemom
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    Text - Kristyn Fix @kfix56 Overheard a woman at Walmart describe her friend's husband as "vegetarian but he's fat and he hunts and he doesn't believe in climate change." She called him a Redneck Vegan
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    Text - Brittney Reneau @ReneauBrittney Overheard a guy in Walmart say to his kid "No, son, come back here! That's not your grandma she just looks like her."
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    Text - The Weed Yorker @weedyorker (overheard at Walmart) "..customer service needed in the sporting goods section... we have a customer by the balls"
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    Text - Emily English @eenglish2 *overheard conversations in walmart* guy: so have you taken a shower yet? girl: no but i was just gonna take one when i got home guy: so ur telling me you've been walking around all day.... with poop on ur head... from a bird? .... man u gotta love walmart
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    Text - Zackary R. Kephart @zackarykephart Overheard behind me in the return lane at Walmart tonight: Little kid: "Mommy, did you fart??" Kid: Well did you mo... Kid's mother in a hushed tone: Shut up!
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    Text - tori mcmanus @torifrommars 4yrs ago a woman in walmart overheard my grandma say i wanted to be a veterinarian and she told us i was wasting my time because we don't need veterinarians we need "actual doctors" today she came into the clinici work at and i saved her dogs life
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    Text - Betsy Carr Ganus @BetsyGirl Overheard in the beverage aisle at Walmart: Oh my gosh! Water has NO calories! Did you know that? That's so crazy. #Thingsthatarenotcrazy
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    Text - Mikayla @m_mcgregor13 Girl I overheard in Walmart today: "you know those balls that go over the fence but the players still catch them? I'm that kind of catch, but all of these boys too scared to jump" I need this confidence
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    Text - crazy @cottoncndymandi Over heard in walmart...mother to daughter about 7 years old "AND THATS WHY YOU DONT EAT GLUE" WTF
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    Text - hunny @_hunnaa just overheard a convo in walmart son: mom you have too many kids the mom: i know, which one should i get rid of?
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    Text - muppet baby @wowtneria conversation i just overheard in walmart parking lot: "i was walking to my car and it wasn't where i parked it and all of a sudden i see some random guy DRIVING MY CAR"
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    Text - Brett Crosby @mbacowboy Just overheard in the Riverton Wyoming Walmart: "Will the party with the horse tied to the tree out front please move it. The lawn crew needs to mow through. Thank You."
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    Text - ash @clairvoyannt Overheard some girls making fun of a guy pushing carts out in the Walmart parking lot and said, "Like, get a real job man" ??????? He's literally out there working, how do you judge someone for just having a certain job..
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    Text - Kelly B @kelakagandy Overheard last night at Walmart: Women: "Don't break our eggs!" Man: "You picked up eggs?!" Woman: "Yeah?" Man looks in cart: "...Hatchimals are not real eggs..."
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    Text - Thomas Price @usmcprice1990 I was in line at Walmart when I over heard two Trumpers talking... The one dude said to the other: "I miss the days when the US made everything" I just had to interject: "Ur both under 50, I've never lived in those days so how can u miss it?"
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    Text - Erin Dorney @edorney Overheard in Walmart: "I sent him to get iced tea and he never came back."
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    Text - K$ @kaylacash1234 Overheard in Walmart: "can you stop? This is why I can't bring you places" ...she says as she starts hula hooping in the middle of the isle
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    Text - Detroit_Princess @DetroitPrinces4 Overheard in a Walmart: Mom: Spaghettiii Spaghetti! *silence* Mom: Spaghettiii! Spaghettii! *silence* I am absolutely CONVINCED this was a child's name and said child was embarrassed Good friend and I argue to this day as to authenticity.
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    Text - Conner Edmark @ConnerEdmark Overheard someone in Walmart say "February 15th is National Side Chick Day" and that's probably the most Walmart thing I've ever heard
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    Text - Jeremy Kelley @nod "If I wanted to read, I'd get an audiobook" overheard in cust svc line at walmart from lady whining about intl film w/eng subtitles
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    Text - Brian @Rex Testarossa I overheard someone say "I wish gifs made sounds" and her friend went "those are called vines, Mia" and Mia almost had a breakdown in the middle of Walmart
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    Text - Rick Aaron @RickAaron Overheard in Walmart just now "Just let her hang out with the goats for a little while."
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    Text - John Kort @john_kort Overheard at Walmart: "Well I don't care, I farted in your cereal" says the 40 something year old
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    Text - APL tree @Allypaigelodge I just overheard someone in Walmart say "wow water is so underrated."
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    Text - Coby Langham @Cobysmusic Overheard at Walmart What's your babies name? Memphis. You named him after the city? No we named him after the character in a Nicholas Cage movie. Cool. My mom loves Elvis.
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    Text - Queen LC @LouieCarolina Overheard a girl in Walmart say, "I'm rich! I have seven dollars to my name!" ...like relatable.
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    Text - Samantha Cabral @samcabrall Just overheard a guy in Walmart telling his child that NASA was a made up institution. Took everything in my power to not speak up while picking out what scent of air freshener I wanted
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