22 Brilliant Quotes For Every Day

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  • 01
    Font - TVE THOUGHT ABOUT RUNNING AWAY MORE AS AN ADULT THANI DID AS A CHILD
  • 02
    Text - HOME IS WHERE THE BRA ISN'T.
  • 03
    Text - KNOW YOUR WORTH. THEN ADD TAX
  • 04
    Text - FINANCIAL HEALTH: NOT EATING ALL DAY SO THAT YOU CAN GET DRUNK OFF 2 BEERS.
  • 05
    Text - ITHOUGHT ARIANA GRANDE WAS A FONT.
  • 06
    Text - SIGN I'M MOST COMPATIBLE WITH: THE DOLLAR SIGN.
  • 07
    Text - I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO TEXT PEOPLE BACK. BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T
  • 08
    Font - MY FAVORITE MYTHICAL CREATURES ARE DECENT MEN
  • 09
    Text - MY LIFE IS 50% WONDERING IF IT'S TOO LATE TO DRINK COFFEE & 50% WONDERING IF IT'S TOO EARLY TO DRINK ALCOHOL.
  • 10
    Font - THE FIRST STEP TO FORGIVENESS IS UNDERSTANDING THE OTHER PERSON IS AN IDIOT
  • 11
    Text - WHAT IS IT LIKE TO FORGET TO EAT? I FORGET I ATE SO I EAT AGAIN.
  • 12
    Font - I'M BUYSEXUAL--- BUY ME FOOD AND I BECOME SEXUAL
  • 13
    Text - YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW LONG A MINUTE IS UNTIL YOU'RE WORKING OUT.
  • 14
    Text - WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR WEEK, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEAR.
  • 15
    Text - A JOB IS MORE THAN A PAYCHECK. IT'S ALSO A PLACE WHERE YOU CRY IN THE BATHROOM.
  • 16
    Text - HOW DARE THIS OUTFIT I PLANNED IN MY HEAD NOT LOOK GOOD.
  • 17
    Text - INSTEAD OF A FLOWER GIRL AT MY WEDDING, TWANT A PARMESAN BOY.
  • 18
    Font - ONLY WEAK PEOPLE DON'T WEAR BLACK IN THE SUMMER
  • 19
    Font - WOULDN'T LIFE BE SO MUCH EASIER IF WE COULD MARK PEOPLE AS SPAM?
  • 20
    Text - I RUN ON SARCASM, CAFFEINE, AND INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHTS
  • 21
    Font - "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? NOT PAYING BILLS
  • 22
    Text - DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE TELLING SOMEONE TO SHUT UP EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN'T TALKING

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