Moms Share How They Would Name Their Baby After The Reasons They Had Them

Choosing a baby's name is one of the most important tasks new parents are charged with — and one of the first. But what if we named children with a slightly different naming convention? Via: 22Words

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    Writer (and mother) Bunmi Laditan asked the following question on Twitter:

    Text - Bunmi Laditan Follow @HonestToddler If we named kids after the reason we had them it'd be like, "Hey Marital Problems stop hitting Broken Condom I'm trying to put Hennessy down for a nap."
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    Moms certainly sent some interesting names in the birth records.

    Text - HatoriChise Follow @CodeName Petty Replying to @Honest Toddler How many Netflix and Chill's would be born by 2020 I wonder
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    Text - Jess Follow Big Neffy Replying to @Honest Toddler Hey, Too Much Tequila, I need you to babysit The Doctor Said I Would Never Get Pregnant Again while I go to the liquor store.
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    Text - J.R. Hand Follow @stateofthehand Replying to @Honest Toddler Our boys (6 and 4) are named 'Holy Shit IVF Worked' and 'Holy Shit IVF Worked Again' People get them mixed up a lot
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    Text - Michele Matthews Follow @msmatt1017 Replying to @Honest Toddler Mine would be ... "Clock is Ticking" and "Rhythm Method"
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    Text - Timohthy Jay TimothyJ44 Follow Replying to @HonestToddler @suesswassersee Hey, Overnight Getaway and New Year's Eve, what do u want for breakfast?
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    Text - Sarah Davies Follow @francesthoughts Replying to @HonestToddler A Second Will Keep the First Occupied would play with Let's Be Parents Cause It'll Be Fun!
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    Text - AAwkwardWomanisAwkward Follow @awkwardwomanis Replying to @HonestToddler "Carefully Timed", you have to stop picking on "Mama is trying to fix her own Dad issues", he's younger than you.
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    Text - Good Dog, Blue coOL Follow @sasimmons Replying to @Honest Toddler "Happy First Anniversary, let Efficacy of the Pill is Reduced by the Use of Antibiotics have a turn on the Xbox."
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    Text - Whit Thompson Follow @whit_thompson Replying to @Honest Toddler Hey, Best Friend's Wedding, please stop teasing Best Friend's Wedding Needs a Best Friend.
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    Text - Beth Follow @BethwithBabies Replying to @Honest Toddler I have Avoiding Writing Dissertation, I'm Bored Being A SAHM, Trying For A Girl, and I Can't Believe I'm Stuck In Texas
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    Text - Brianna Turner Follow BriannaTurner32 Replying to @Honest Toddler That's it, Faulty Military Birth Control...if you can't respect Gotta Give The Oldest A Sibling's toys you can't play with them anymore
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    Text - Love.Music.Mommy. LoVE Follow Muic NOMMY elovemusicmommy Replying to@Honest Toddler I would be shouting "Hey Grey Goose and Beyonce, stop fighting" all day
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    White - Tender Rage Follow @iFilth Replying to @Honest Toddler Photo Prop
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    Text - Trey Herweck Follow @therweck Replying to@HonestToddler Hey, Grad School Snow Storm, I need you to pick up Movie Night from school and make sure you're home in time to watch Actually Planned and Bad Math
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    Text - ChrissyHut Follow @chrissy_hut Replying to @HonestToddler We have Boring Saturday, Snowstorm, and Oops
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    Text - The Man in Black Follow @Writer in Black Replying to @Honest Toddler @dukect All those 8 year-olds named "Celebrating the Obama Win"
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    Text - Dominique Matti Follow @mominiquematti Replying to @Honest Toddler Mine would be named "taco truck fight" and "mommy's birthday mimosas" II
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    Text - JC Follow @jordancardillo Replying to @Honest Toddler Look how nice Monthly Missionary and What do you mean twins are playing together! They must want something from us.
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    Text - Sara K Follow @DinnerClubRVA Replying to @Honest Toddler That's why I have two dogs named "Test Kid" and "Hard Pass."
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