I'm going for takeout You want anything?

Candidate gets rejected from a job they perfectly qualify for, they reapply with a new email account and immediately get moved up in the hiring process: ‘It was even the same recruiter’ 1

16-year-old student asks her mom to buy supplies for her science project 4 days in a row, refuses to drive to get it the day before the project is due: 'Even with all my reminders that she still proves to be unreliable' 2

Foster family refuse to call 16-year-old by his real name, get offended when he begins to ignore them: 'It bothers them so much' 3

Pregnant Cat Crawls into Hooman’s Backyard Through a Hole in the Fence, She Changes Hooman’s Life, in Return He Welcomes Her and All Her Newborn Kittens to the Family 4

The Hilarious Hijinks of House Cats: 26 Funny Feline Memes to Soothe the Souls of Homesick Hoomans 5

18-year-old stepdaughter refuses to accept younger stepdaughter and 39-year-old stepmother, stepmother tells her to move out: 'I told her that if she hates us so much then she can leave' 6

Awwdorable Otter and Kitten Grow Up Together, and Now, They Cannot Sleep without One Another (Video) 1

To the kitchen for noms! 2

Cat Vacation 3

Heartless Owner Returns Cat to Shelter Because She ‘Wanted to Cuddle Them at Night’, Then Her New Hooman Un-Breaks Our Hearts and Shows She’s Living Her Snuggliest Life Now 4

Pregnant Cat Crawls into Hooman’s Backyard Through a Hole in the Fence, She Changes Hooman’s Life, in Return He Welcomes Her and All Her Newborn Kittens to the Family 5

Now that I'm comfortable, you may sit down. 6