Art of Trolling

So, There's a Presidential Candidate Named "Deez Nuts" Who Has 9 Percent of the Vote in North Carolina So Far

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    For a while, no one could figure out his identity.

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    All they knew is that he had snatched up 9% of voter support in North Carolina as of this week.

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    No, really.

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    Naturally, he is running as an Independent (I) candidate, because Deez Nuts belong to no one.

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    He even filed a formal statement of candidacy in Iowa.

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    And yes, it's his legal campaign name.

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    We see men who try to get the country swimming in the right direction all the time.

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    Sometimes they just need a little something more to egg them on.
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    At this point in time, we need a vasly deferent type of presidential candidate.

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    Someone who isn't afraid to tell the rest of those jerks off.

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    Someone who won't shrivel up in the face of adversity.

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    Fortunately, we now have that man.

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    6% of Americans know what's best for America.

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    Another 81% are still just in their "pre-favorable" phase.
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    Oh, believe me, it sounds oh so right.

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