Who's Your Daddy?

Please, for the love of god, when your mother says "Wait!" after the iPad beeps a message, listen. You will open the message from your father to your mother, see it, quickly shut it off, pretend you didn't see anything, then quietly cry to yourself and hope your eyes fall out and you forget what you read. It was a mentally scarring image, and you're not going to forget it anytime soon. #LFMF
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