It's a bit lengthy

Chocolate chunk with an extra dash of revenge?

brb going to put this sign on my door

About 15,200 students got an unfortunate email from their college . After several semesters of college, it's that time of year once again: finals. Final exams are notorious on college campuses, and many of them build events around it. At my college, the campus coffee shop would remain open 24/7 during finals week. There were a surprising amount of students joining me at 2 AM to study and churn out last-minute papers. In addition, the school would hold events where you could destress by petting…

"Hey" is childish

STAY OFF THE COUNTER

Icks everywhere

Ax throwing is such a fun activity, it's no wonder the person in this tale decided to host a birthday party there. If you've never done ax throwing before, it's about as simple as it sounds. You show up to the location, get your own lane to throw axes down, and then an instructor teaches you the proper throwing techniques. You can learn to throw axes in just a few minutes, and then you have quite some time to spend trying to hit targets, pop balloons, or play other target-practice games. The ho…

Welcome to procrastination station

Just stay single

Are you in his DM's?

Being single never felt better

The lie continues

Hinge is unhinged

Say what

The bluntest of the bunch