Twitter's Sharing Their Most "On Brand" Childhood Stories And They're Absolutely Hilarious

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Ada Elder
Jul 10, 2018 5:00 PM EDT

As much as we try to fight it, some things really do not change. Twitter user @prinxeMU asked followers to share their most "on brand" stories from childhood. The answers range from disgusting to cringey. All are hilarious.

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    Text - mu Follow @prinxeMu What's the most On Brand TM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with her and slapped my hand down on the stove top 10:11 PM -7 Jul 2018 7,791 Retweets 70,344 Likes
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    Text - Laura Albanese Follow @AlbaneseLaura I was sent to the hospital with a mystery llness. No one knew what was wrong, but I was dangerously dehydrated. It took a day to figure out the culprit. I had snuck into the fridge multiple times in one day to slowly eat prosciutto All of it. A full pound I was three. mu@prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot
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    Text - Todd in the Shadows Follow @ShadowTodd The teacher told me I answered her spelling question wrong so I grabbed the vocab list out of her hand and then informed her that she had mispronounced it mu @prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, soI made direct eye contact with... Show this thread :50 AM -9 Jul 2018
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    Text - aoife Follow @huummus when I was born, they thought that I had a rare heart condition but I actually just had what appeared to be a panic attack coming out of the womb @prinxeMu mu What's the most On Brand TM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with her and slappe... Show this thread
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    Text - Abby Ohlheiser Follow @abbyohlheiser When I was 11 or 12, I left my own birthday party early. It was a sleepover party in my living room mu @prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with her and slappe... Show this thread
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    Text - Jocelyn Silver Follow @silverjocelyn had to write a fairytale in 5th grade and mine was about santa claus leaving his wife for the younger, hotter tooth fairy, who was secretly trying to poach the elves for her teeth whitening business. mrs. claus got a makeover from the easter bunny and refused to take santa back. mu @prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that mean
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    Text - amy brown Follow @arb i once told my mom i didn't want to go back to temple because the rabbi spoke to me like i was a child. i was five. mu@prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with... Show this thread 10:00 PM - 8 Jul 2018
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    Text - isadora zeferino Follow @imzeferino my mom was a sales manager on L'Oreal Brasil, and on "take your kids to work" day she introduced me to her boss and I straight up called him a liar because their kid's shampoo totally made me eyes sting even if the label said "no tears" mu@prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact wi
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    Text - Emily Nussbaum Following @emilynussbaum Went to the supermarket, ate a blue gumball and became so terrified that Il'd blow up like Violet Beauregard that I had to be carried out screaming. mu@prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct eye contact with her and slappe... Show this thread
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    Text - Joseph Fink Follow @PlanetofFinks I somehow convinced my fourth grade teacher to let me tell the entire greek myth of Perseus to the class. The entire myth takes like 40 minutes to tell. I memorized and performed the whole thing. This was not for any sort of class project or assignment. mu@prinxeMu What's the most On BrandTM story you have from your early childhood. Mine is when my mom told me not to touch the electric stove when it was red, because that meant it was hot, so I made direct
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    Text - Friendly Troll @DeFriendlyTroll Jul 7 Replying to @prinxeMu I think mine is when I started buttering the living room couch. Like not by smearing it, I kept taking tiny fingerfulls and carefully dabbing it on the back of the couch. Tiny little finger-dabs of butter covering the whole back of the couch, greasy cheerful baby luc t231 35 5.5K Friendly Troll @DeFriendlyTroll Jul 7 And the thing is I KEPT doing it, like every time someones back was turned. They tried keeping it on top of the fr
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    Text - Tyler @trigunwinampskn I was swimming when I was 5 and saw a group of older kids and one lifeguard huddled around something. Eager to make friends, I swam through them and picked the object up and displayed it to them all proudly - I realized too late it was a tiny little shit. mut @prinxeMu What's the most On Brand TM story you have from your early childhood.
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