Mistaken Identity

If you return from a trip late at night, don't take off your glasses while waiting for your dad to pick you up, no matter how many raindrops are obscuring the glass. Especially if you're waiting in a deserted area. Especially if there are creepy noises and shady people around. You WILL mistake your dad for a criminal, kick him in the nuts and run down the street screaming before noticing your mistake. #LFMF