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'Would you rather be left on a cliffhanger or...': 32 Best Dad Jokes to Unleash Your Inner Dad

Melissa Knudson

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Husband leaves wife alone with their 2-year-old and 4-month-old baby for a 2-week-long hunting trip, wife desperate for a compromise: ‘It’s insane to stick [your] wife with solo parenting just [to] burn money for fun.'

Elna McHilderson

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'My partner loves to rage bait people': 29-year-old dad constantly bothers and teases 2-year-old daughter, mom is fed up with it

JR Atkinson

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Back-to-school routine ends in panic after dad leaves 7-year-old son home alone for 3 hours, then blames his wife for not reminding him about drop-off: 'Dad just left me!'

Celeste Mello

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Dad refuses to go on a family vacation unless his 16-year-old nephew's friend gets disinvited because he picks on his 15-year-old daughter at school: 'This kid is a full-fledged nightmare.'

Emmy Pratt

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12 year old daughter refuses to eat what her father 'cooked', asks permission to make something else but the father doesn't allow it: "He told me that I would sit at that table until I finished eating"

Giuliana Tiscioni

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Dad spots a kitten dodging traffic at his daughter's kindergarten drop-off, scoops him up before anything happens, and already knows how the story ends: 'I'm gonna let [my daughter] name him when she gets home today!'

Ayala Sorotsky

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Dad tells daughter that he can't be taking that many things to college, but she thinks she's taking just the necessities, but her dad still says she could take less: 'I can't take less stuff without losing things I need to genuinely survive in college.'

María Cetra

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37 Dad Joke Memes for Funny Father Figures Getting Punny With it

Emmy Pratt

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Brother lets divorced sister stay at his studio apartment for 3 weeks, asks her to sleep on a dog bed: '"I just left a marriage and you're putting me in a dog bed like a stray you decided to keep.'

Emmy Pratt

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Stepmom refuses to let her 9-year-old stepson's mom sleep over at her house the night before his birthday so she can wake him up to wish him Happy Birthday: 'Every milestone will become this. Every birthday, Christmas, Wedding day.'

Emmy Pratt

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Dad refuses to play with his son because he read somewhere that spending time with his child will lower his testosterone: 'Let him figure out whether child support lowers his testosterone.'

Emmy Pratt

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College graduate sends her dad $1000 a month so he can pay his bills, gets angry when he goes on an expensive honeymoon with his wife: 'I paid for their wedding rings.'

Emmy Pratt

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Blue-collar dad asks his daughter's 23-year-old boyfriend to loan him $8K to repair his bathroom, daughter discourages him from giving her dad money: 'Frank still owes her 20-year-old brother $2K from a truck repair.'

Emmy Pratt

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Woman cancels family reunion reservation after discovering her sister secretly invited her estranged dad to force a reconciliation

Etai Eshet

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Mom takes away 13-year-old son's video games because he keeps accidentally wetting himself while playing: 'This should be resulting in a trip to the doctor.'

Emmy Pratt

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