Woman's Horrifying Tinder Profile Serves As Warning Sign For Using The App

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mattstaff
Nov 22, 2018 5:00 PM EST

Her profile comes across as nothing short of alarmingly specific. This is NOT the one you swipe right on...

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    Hair - extremerly wise gamer @gokunaruto2000 Follow any yall looking to wake up with some organs missing 72 7:31
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    Text - Nicole, 26 Registered Nurse 17 miles away I am looking for a lifetime partner who is really hardworking,humble,HEALTHY and trustworthy. He must have lungs and kidneys, heart with a sinus rhythm, non smoker and occasional drinker is fine, ltake any substance that could damage or the liver
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    Text - Rowanne Westhenry @agirlintheshed Follow Replying to@KedsCFC @gokunaruto2000 I mean, she's also really intent on you having a good crop of organs to harvest, which is impressive from a 14 yo
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    Pink - 72 t7:31
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    Text - Cis White Guy Follow @Cis_White_Male Replying to@SmellyCatHat @anarchistgerard and 3 others We need to take a second and look at it through his eyes...
    via @gokunaruto2000
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    Text - Meh...a swede in Sweden Follow @SmellyCatHat Replying to@Cis_White_Male_ @anarchistgerard and 3 others Omg I'm crying of laughter in the middle of the night and I can hear my neighbor banging on the wall >
    via @gokunaruto2000
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    Text - Dyfrig Hughes Follow @DyfrigH Replying to @gokunaruto2000 @Dr_KM_ Lifetime partner? Well, parts of you might last a lifetime. Just not necessarily inside you.
    via @gokunaruto2000

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