Spider Attack!

If you are arachniphobic, do not watch "arachniphobia." If you do not heed this warning, and you work in retail, unpacking boxes becomes a brand new fright adventure. North American spiders are VERY DIFFERENT from Asian spiders. There will come a day, while stocking shelves, you will just barely see a red streak in your peripherals moving faster than the speed of sound across the floor, and watch it disappear underneath a wall a good 50 feet away before your coworker can even think of scream. #L