25 Dog Thoughts From Thoughts of Dog

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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE'RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I'M EATING THE WIND 10:18 AM 2 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings something. you may not realize you're allowed to do. is take a snoozle. and then when you wake up. immediately start another one 10:33 AM 4 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human has a big day today. so i lent them my stuffed fren sebastian. he believes in everyone 6:38 AM -6 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings we met a very kind human. who told me i was good. during our afternoon walk. i'm circling them slowly. to trap them with my leash. and when i succeed. they'll have to finish the walk with us. that's the law 3:04 PM -7 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings nighttime has arrived. the long snoozle can be ignored no longer. please send all snugs dogward 6:24 PM - 10 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human made pancakes. for the first time in a long time. they even saved one. for my fren and i to split. the only problem. was that i ate my piece so fast. i didn't even taste it 6:12 AM 11 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings the human is working from the household today. so my mission so far. has been to allow as little work. as possible 11:43 AM 14 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Following the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks 1:55 PM 16 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i caught my tail today. it wasn't for long. but i did it. my stuffed fren sebastian saw it happen. and he can vouch for me 6:48 PM - 17 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i am going to have. a great day. i haven't figured out how yet. but that's not important 7:59 AM - 19 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings some people say it must be nice. to not know of all the bad stuff in the world. but that's not true. i know it's there. how else could i be the perfect antidote 2:25 PM - 20 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings on the walk today. we stumbled across a playground. i learned that slides only work one way. and the human carried my fren. up to the highest part there. i bet they could see. the whole world 9:36 AM -24 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings sometimes. you have to spin in circles. to appreciate all that's around you 5:51 PM 25 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i was watching from the window. as the human left to go do whatever they do. and i guess they saw me. because they ran back inside. to give a few extra pats. before leaving again 7:55 AM -26 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i accidentally dropped my bone. on the human's bare foot. they did not enjoy this. and i don't know how to tell them. i'm so sorry 2:40 PM-28 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings TODAY IS ADVENTURE DAY. MY WATER BOWL IS PACKED. THE WINDOWS ARE ROLLED DOWN. AND YES. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN 10:11 AM 1 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Following the human invited many guests. to the household this evening. buti reserved a whole room to myself. i have special headphones. to ward off the sky booms. i have my stuffed fren sebastian. to keep me company. and the human plans to check in on me. every other minute 4:17 PM - 4 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it's nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. andi have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly 9:18 AM - 7 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings sometimes. i don't know what to do. with all my love. occasionally it overflows. in the form of a burp 6:51 PM -8 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Following gooooob morning. the human made waffles and i got to taste one. what i'm trying to say. is never givee up on your dreams 7:48 AM 10 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings the human took my fren. on a special sunset walk. they didn't use his wagon. they just walked real slow. and i watched from the window. as they smiled the whole time 5:27 PM - 11 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings the night snoozle. has arrived once more please assemble your snugs. and brace for perfect dreams. tomorrow awaits 7:20 PM -12 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i found. the perfect spot in the yard. where the sun shines through the trees. and toasts me like a marshmallow 8:47 AM 15 Jul 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings Following sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i'm thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out 6:17 PM - 12 Jun 2018
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    Text - Thoughts of Dog Following @dog_feelings i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me 5:32 PM - 16 Jul 2018

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