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30 All New Insanely Weird and Funny Things People Overhead

Imagine if you were the one to overhear these conversations... one thing is for sure, we would have laughed out loud! 

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    Text - t 1.1K 6.3K Jim Thomsen GJimthomsen Jul 10 Overheard at the bar: Man: Give me a tequila shot. It's been a long week. Bartender: Long week? It's only Tuesday. Man: Give me two tequila shots.
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    Text - t 247 2.1K Cc @CMalehorn Jul 10 I overheard the guy behind me at Chick-fil-A today tell someone that this was his 5th time today and honestly that's the life I'm trying to live
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    Text - t 119 1.4K Kayla OMcKaylaL Jul 10 "overheard at Disney* "The devil loses and the princesses win, right mom?!"
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    Text - ti 271 2.3K Tristan @tristanmarie Jul 10 Overheard at Trader Joe's: "I want to hurry so we don't have to rush."
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    Text - ti 160 2.1K Dana Kazel @danakazel Jul 10 Overheard son talking to his friend, "My mom sometimes talks to much but she's actually pretty good at roasting people." He's got me figured out.
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    Text - t 297 2.5K anxious/avoidant spice actuallyjustali Jul 10 overheard in coffee shop: girl 1: how'd it go with jake? girl 2: ugh he ate half a pizza and went to sleep. i feel you jake.
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    Text - 2.7K Emily Rose @emily _crocker Jul 10 Overheard today in Southie: "girl looking at real estate listings in window Her: "I really want to buy something" Her bf: "you have like three dollars." I feel u sis
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    Text - t 244 1.9K InternetBensation @bdownthehouse Jul 12 More things overheard at the pool: Kid A: Can you do INSERT FORTNITE EMOTE Kid B: YeAh! "KID B PERFORMS FORTNITE EMOTE* Kid A: WoW! "KID B NODS* Kid A: So what do you think of the story of genesis??
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    Text - t 97 1.4K Ash Wednesday @glitterbomb_omb- Jul 10 I overheard a kid trying to convince his mum that "a thousand is not a real number" on my way to the subway. I'm still cracking up about this.
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    Text - ti 429 3.5K Mike Abbondondolo MAbbs45 Jul 12 "Our flight time will be approximately 69 minutes" Overheard: "Nice"
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    Text - t 82 1.0K amelia ball @ameliaaball Jul 12 today i overheard a girl telling a boy she eats grass. not salad but literal grass...with syrup
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    Text - t 315 2.3K в & isabellajuliaa Jul 12 I was at lunch today and overheard these two guys talking "Have you been to the gym lately?" "No... ran into a guy named Jim" "Same thing"
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    Text - t 98 914 DinoRubble DinoRubble Jul 12 Overheard: I need you to find the green one, the blue one and the goth one. Goth is a color!?!
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    Text - t 69 819 it's B! Cavello @b cavello Jul 12 Overheard on the street: "Wait. He said he was an iOS engineer for 15 years? He said that?! Is that an EXACT QUOTE?"
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    Text - t 162 1,4K David epccasestudy Jul 12 Overheard at Safeway: "if I don't have at least two jars of mayonnaise in my fridge, I just freak out."
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    Text - t 1.4K 5.6K SAMFISH @samfish smash Jul 12 Overheard a girl at McDonald's: "I don't need alcohol to send text messages I regret"
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    Text - Kelly Boaz eKelly Boaz Jul 12 ti 85 978 #Overheard: Mother: All babies are beautiful 6 yo daughter: What about babies with sour hearts?
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    Text - 655 Danielle Sacco DanielleSacco Jul 12 Just overheard someone say "deep-fried spaghetti on a stick".. ummmm where does this exist and can I have it?
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    Text - t 83 1.1K Emily Gargulinski OHeyGargs Jul 12 Overheard in @tacobell: "I just can't believe they would do this. I've been coming here for 15 YEARS and I always get the half pound burrito. And they just TAKE IT OFF THE MENU? what was corporate thinking?"
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    Text - t 92 900 erin @TwoCute4YOU Jul 12 Conversation i overheard while nannying... Kid 1: what does the muffin man do? Kid 2: kills people with muffins Kid 1: oooh, yah..youre right!!
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    Text - t 89 1.1K Sarah Harris eSarahHarris Jul 12 Overheard in the makeup room: 'Urgh I stopped watching #thehandmaidstale in season one. Got sick of seeing them in the same outfits every episode.' Lol
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    Text - t 142 1.4K Ellen McDermott GHeyNell Jul 12 I swear I just overheard a kid at the playground say "I have to take my leave now."
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    Text - 720 ti 51 Hadley Stewart @wordsbyhadley Jul 12 Overheard on the tube: "There's this new girl in the office, OMG she's so annoying. I was on the phone to my client and she kept shoving her phone in my face to show me pictures of her cat."
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    Text - ta 128 976 Mona Holmes @monaeatsLA Jul 12 Overheard in LA: "Kale, it's a conspiracy. I'm telling you, it's a made up food, it's not real."
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    Text - horse goth @bananalise Jul 12 t 69 850 just overheard a little commotion in the office followed by someone say "nothing should have that many legs" so i guess i only wfh now
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    Text - ti 74 795 Callie Storie @calliestorie Jul 12 overheard at art camp: "Siri, show me minion memes"
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    Text - ti 33 440 Kimberly @kimberweeme Jul 12 Overheard from a young a boy in the children's area at the library: If you have a time machine, you'll never lose again!
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    Text - t 68 Ally Gallyxandra14 Jul 12 1.0K A conversation between 2 of my 8-year-old campers overheard today: Camper 1: I have 6 echo dots at my house! Camper 2: Wow your electric bill must be through the roof!
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    Text - ti 938 4.8K kayleigh ekaybabyxx Jul 14 conversation overheard by a few servers at the chef: "it's mimOsa, not mimosA" THIS is the definition of being cultured
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    Text - t 510 2.4K Sally Hogshead eSallyHogshead Jul 14 "Content is like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting" Overheard at #Influence2018 (a little cheeky, but true)
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