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15 Times People On Tumblr Shared Their Weirdest Dreams And Made Us Cry Of Laughter

These are going to make you stay wide awake tonight... Via: Koodook

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    Text - Anonymous said: I dreamt that the titanic was found out to be faked for insurance money but I wasn't allowed to tell anyone or my dog would be killed. I don't have a dog one-time-i-dreamt said: and yet you still snitched 1,123 notes
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    Text - catmeme i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart angry hurngry horny hungry catmeme.tumbir.com hangry horngry
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    Text - neilnevins Had a dream that McDonald's had a big ad campaign that just said "WE HAVE IT" in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said "I saw the sign. Can I have it" and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying "do you think you're ready" in my voice and I screamed and drove away
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    Text - andallthatfunstuff my-c-r-a-z-y-life princesshoff: i just had a dream that macklemore was at my house and he told me that he'd spent all the money he made from Thrift Shop and couldn't buy food and i said "aw do you need some snacklemore" and he punched me in the face 82,692 notes 11
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    Text - undergroundghosts Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said "you've been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to" and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat drownthearchitect Dude I think you went to hell
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    Text - dajo42: i had a dream last night that frosty the snowman was angry at me for calling him frosty the snowman and he was like "listen you rusty screw how would you like it if i called you fleshy the skinwoman"
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    Text - w6lf: i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado
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    Text - frostymiku: gukju: i had a long and vivid dream where i accidentally invited the ghost of alexander hamilton into my house and he just sort of followed me around and scoffed at my essay writing and eventually i tried to hire an exorcist but the exorcist turned out to be thomas jefferson and they got into a fistfight in my kitchen everythig i remembered about us history got replaced with this
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    Text - crustofjustice Had a dream that I got a package in the mail that didn't remember ordering, so I take it out and realize it's a blow-up doll. I start panicking because I know if my parents see it, I'm done for; so, I blow up the doll Then, I threw it out my window, hoping it would get caught in the breeze and fly away, but it just landed in the driveway that my father then pulled into, running it over, and popping it with his huge truck. Next thing I know, he's already up the stairs, he bu
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    Text - wunkolo I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time trave
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    Text - oncemoreforluck drarna it's weird how people say "follow your dreams" instead of "follow your ambitions" because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticized people's fashion sense please follow your dream
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    Text - themaskedotter: themaskedotter: I'm crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, "Jesus is right what am doing?" And that's why my dad did not join the military. But really I probably wouldn't have been born if my dad hadn't been fish slapped in the face by dream Jesus and I can't even
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    Text - gentlemanbones I had a rude-ass dream last night. Some disembodied voice said "Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?" I'm a fan of jokes and do what voices tell me in my dreams, so I say "Yeah, sure Then my 8 AM alarm goes off. Prick hokuto-ju-no-ken Holy shit Source: gentlemanbones 30,542 notes
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    Text - weakassnerd Last night I had a dream that I graduated college but when l got home Dwayne the Rock Johnson was in my living room and I had to fight him as a final test of skill. Eventually I figured out his attack patterns and had an easy enough time dodging him, but none of my punches did anything. I could not pierce his hide. He was just too strong. The dream ended after I jumped on his back and wrapped my arms around his neck. I do not know if I won. When I woke up my arms were sore. No
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    Text - lovelynobody00: kuriboss: Does anyone get upset when you're dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I'm dead serious I can't tell you how many times I'm having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULDI fuck what was I dreaming about again one time i spent a whole dream preparing the best cheeseburger ever and i didn't even get to eat it
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    Text - herwhisperisthe-jyp i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like "wtf are u wearing?" and i said "it's a crop top" i laughed so hard that i woke up
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