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10 Times Tinder Kept Things Predictably Bizarre

Crazy things are bound to happen if you swipe right. 

mattstaff Posted by mattstaff
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    Text - Hey! How goes it qt? gooood am just chillin Imao whatcha up to I'm bed, I'm trying to sleep but my mind is racing, nothing to do at 4 am alone, y'know? In* bed. I am not a mattress. Sorry I'm only interested in mattresses:// I'm one of those 2-in-1 couches. Not quite a mattress, but I do pull out. Sent Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Marie JIJ EN MARIE HADDEN EEN MATCH OP 13/06/17 I just noticed your name is an anagram for the word 'amire' Which means? When you find something pleasant or attractive to look at you amire it Isnt that "Admire" I was gonna give you the 'd' later
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    Text - O 99% Verizon LTE 8:36 AM < Meredith yesterday So how do you like your steak? Medium How do you like your president? Impeached. Your message Aa GIF
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    Product - a100%925 AM AT&T Nila Today 9:11 AM convince me you're not a catfish hi what's up? ohh nothing, just wondering how to pronounce your name is it nilla like vanilla wafers? or nyla like crocodila just getting ready to go to work lol what about you? Sent Type a message... GIF
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    Text - l T-Mobile Wi-Fi 10:45 PM 7 13% Huda YOU MATCHED WITH HUDA ON 7/18/18 Wow, Huda thought I'd be so lucky to match with someone like you Lol ur a cutie Haha d'awh right back at cha I used to be a boy scout, so you know I'm good with a compass. could show you around Sent Too adorable Idk if ur gona needa compass at my place tho U can jus follow the trail of my clothes Type a message Send GIF
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    Text - Азалия Today 21:29 Hello, Ms. A3anNR from the land of Russia Today 21:55 Hey, nice effort there with the alphabet! Today 22:23 I've just thought of quite the line here I'll just call you A3, though you sure are A 10 Oh stop it, you! Type a message... GIF
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    Neck - Dwightess, 19 Asst Regional Manager at Dunder Mittin 87 kilometres away Dwightess, 19 Asst Regional Manager at Dunder Miffin 87 kilometres away Dwightess, 19 Asst Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin 87 kilometres away I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Il veteran, killed twenty men, and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure fere s life of fight and obesit Dwightess, 19 Dwigh
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    Text - Kylie I'm kind of a big deal around here... if you want to go for a nice ride, I'll take you in my cargo bob military grade vehicle as we roam the city of Chicago. I'll take you so high that the cargo bob will stop working and then we will fall to our deaths and the true feelings will come out. I will then pull out the parachute that I have been kiestering this whole time and save you. After, we will write a book about this experience. Let me know how you feel about this. If we don't matc
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    Text - can of beans YOU MATCHED WITH CAN OF BEANS ON 6/17/18 Bean Yes I love u this is all happening so fast What kind of beans r u a can of them Ok but pinto, baked... What kind of bean man Sent baked but don't tell my P.O Send Type a message GIF
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    Text - Christian You're drop dead gorgeous, you have great taste in music, and you smoke too those qualities of you alone makes me attracted to you and it makes me want to get to know you better, I think we'd get along well Today 7:38 PM i wanna get to know ur pet flying squirrel better Sent She's the most adorable thing in the world, best pet there is lol You're welcome to come see her whenever you want, I could even bring her to you, they're marsupials so their mom's have pouches so I put her
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