10 Times Shamelessly Creepy Dudes Lurked Hard In The DM's

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    Face - Can you please send me a picture your now If you don't mind Oo no
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    Text - I heard full figured women are amazing in bed...truth? I'm not entirely sure if you're asking me this for a real reason, if you're honestly curious, or if you're commenting on my weight. I'm unsure. Care to elaborate? I'm honestly really curious I've never slept with a full figured woman, so I couldn't answer that question. Lol I just feel like women sense confidence and for some reason twig girls have less confidence?
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    Text - You're friends on Facebook 20 PM *sneeks up behind you BOO! *laughs while tipping my fedora* What are you up to on this fine day, m'lady? stands around awkwardly, and gently nudges you* Hello? 3 Are you dead? XD 3.55 PM LOL no I'm at work XDD 410 PM so that intro was a joke right *looks around suspiciously* Uhh, ehh.. Maybe o.o Aa Write a message
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    Text - It might be weird but I shown my mom your pictures and she already likes you 6:07 PM im not sure how to respond to that I just mean friendship We haven't even met oh okay
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    Text - A i Aaron P. date, sorry! Cool And it's fine Doesn't have to be a date Just think you're really cute and miss you at work Miss that smile Okay...again I'm not really interested in a date and I don't think the movies are a good idea. I don't want to mislead you It's okay just been kind of frustrated in my relationship lately She never wants to do anything I think that's something that you guys should def talk about then
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    Text - del Sprint 65% 8:18 PM i Text Message Today 8:16 PM Hey! Hi, do I know you? Yeah you just have my number blocked so I had to use this one. How' ve you been? Who is this? It's concerning that I blocked your number but you still feel the need to text me
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    Text - Hi, how are you? your profile is very interesting Interesting and why is that ??I said something bad? I only said that because I admired your personality that you described on your profile but nowi realize it's not even true, it serves nothing being on the defensive like if you really want to meet people nowadays you will never meet or will appreciate others and it's really ridiculous and stupid from you, if you think I said something bad then sorry, you are not obliged to answer cause I
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    Text - MORE Comments Lucky guy! Yesterday at 10:52 PM Like Reply It's my dad. He passed today Yesterday at 10:52 PM Edited Like Omg! I'm embarrassed! thought he was your man. I'm so sorry! He aged well. I just thought he was a little older than you. Again, I'm sooo sorry! wish I was your man but we live far apart. Maybe I can visit you where you're at. I need to lose weight first though. It's up to you! I'm up for it if you are. think you're really pretty!! Fo' realz! 4 minutes ago Like
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    Text - Guess you gotta settle for me as your warmth hahahahaha Lol sorry you don't like me flirting right? Right Well don't want you thinking I don't respect a goddess like you Stop Lol Aa
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    Text - 27, Male, Dallas What's your main job there? Delivery I would order pizza every other day if our delivery person was you lol Ha ty I'm sure I would be mildly inappropriate when you deliver d though lol How so? Probably something about tipping cute girls like their shirts are usually off, or referencing if you wanted "the tip" and look down at my crotch lol

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