Lessons in Drunkish
Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem!
"Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common."
"Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!"
"What????"
"They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!"
"I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here."
"Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"
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