Lessons in Drunkish

Excuse me, I'm fluent in Drunkish. Ahem! "Hey man, I'm all for Hugo asking Bruno out on a date. They really seem like they have a lot in common." "Let me re-phrase, I'm STRON[G]LY in favor of it!" "What????" "They go together like N and Ñ in the Spanish alphabet!" "I'd like to talk to you on the phone about it, but it's too damn loud in here." "Lord, that's odd! The po-po just showed up to the party and they just signed up on the beer pong table queue!"