17 'Woke Toddler' Tweets That'll Make You Feel Stupid

It's common knowledge that people tweet fake quotes from their kids to get that Twitter clout - but earlier this May the concept took a real meme-y turn. Author Rebecca Hazelton tweeted the following (what we hope is a joke) about her kid:

"Everyone dies one day. Everyone. Even wolves. But not books. Not words. Words don't die. - My son, 3, who is a lot smarter than I am."

The tweet ended up inspiring a bevy of facetious "woke toddler" tweets, ranging from song lyrics to astute political commentary. You can peep our favorites, and some more seriously WOKE fake quotes below.

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