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18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

18-year-old refuses to invite his parents to his high school graduation because they favored his 4 younger siblings over him for his whole life: 'I got tickets for my grandparents instead'

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Dad takes 2 kids to princess breakfast at Disneyland, balks at the $937 price tag: 'Almost spit out my coffee'

Dad takes 2 kids to princess breakfast at Disneyland, balks at the $937 price tag: 'Almost spit out my coffee'

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‘You’re a guest in my house, act like one’: Woman staying at a relative’s home stops doing house chores after the host snaps at her to act like a guest, letting dishes and laundry pile up until the overwhelmed host begs her to return to her helpful ways

‘You’re a guest in my house, act like one’: Woman staying at a relative’s home stops doing house chores after the host snaps at her to act like a guest, letting dishes and laundry pile up until the overwhelmed host begs her to return to her helpful ways

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Party boat host asks guests to pay for food, drinks, and gas after the party, one guest refuses to pay, claiming they didn't know it was required: ‘I pulled Jake aside and asked him what was going on’

Party boat host asks guests to pay for food, drinks, and gas after the party, one guest refuses to pay, claiming they didn't know it was required: ‘I pulled Jake aside and asked him what was going on’

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'Excuse me, I’m wearing heels and I just got a pedicure': After-work commuter refuses to give up their bus seat for an entitled Karen, then offers their spot to an 8-months-pregnant passenger instead

'Excuse me, I’m wearing heels and I just got a pedicure': After-work commuter refuses to give up their bus seat for an entitled Karen, then offers their spot to an 8-months-pregnant passenger instead

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Generous woman preps a week's meals for financially struggling friend, refuses to deliver after seeing friend’s pricey new tattoo: "She told me she was so broke she couldn't afford to eat"

Generous woman preps a week's meals for financially struggling friend, refuses to deliver after seeing friend’s pricey new tattoo: "She told me she was so broke she couldn't afford to eat"

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