Guy Gets Egged by Teenagers on the Way to Work, Boss Says ‘You Should’ve Been Prepared’

Imagine getting egged on your way to work by a bunch of teenagers and then your boss scolds you for not having been prepared for such a highly unlikely and random incident. That's exactly what happened to redditor u/Master_Contendr. Not only did they have to sit through work covered in raw egg, but they got chewed out for it too. It's bad enough when your car breaks down or you miss the bus and your boss is like, "you should have left home earlier." So you expect me to leave earlier than I have to every single day on the off-chance that something is going to randomly make me late for work? I don't think so, boss.

Posted by Mel Dawn

“Got egged heading to work, told I should've been prepared” —u/Master_Contendr

OP has a better attitude than their boss about the whole thing

The comment section

“This is the real answer here. Your boss should be trying to help you be productive at work. I once had my favorite manager give me a spare shirt at Zaxby's when I spilled Ranch all over myself.” Said u/WaddlingHippos.

“Extra pair of underwear in case I trust the wrong fart” joked u/Stunning-Resolve-265.

“You only keep one? Clearly you need 2 just in case after getting a changed you get egged AT your job. We need to plan for these things. /s” replied u/MadSkepticBlog.

“Two changes at least is the rule - you really think that if you get egged once, your chances of getting egged again that same day magically go down??” Added u/runforitmarty85.

u/warshadow91 shared a similar experience. “My tire popped on the expressway the cops saw me and helped me get off and they also helped me change the tire, ended up being late to work... my supervisor told me to come to work even earlier so I could avoid this kind of situations... like dude it's not like the fucking tire gave me a heads-up before it did that!!”

u/fromkentucky replied, “They just have to get in that dig against you to feel superior.”

“A dozen eggs in the gas tank of his car, should be fine right, he's probably got a second car in the trunk?” Said u/Kirkuchiyo.

Some commended OP on his ability to be so chill about the whole thing. “Dude gets egged, says ‘meh, kids will be kids’ and heads to work like it’s just another day. This guys better than most of us.” Said u/swolesquid_.