10 Times Tinder's Craziness Left Us At A Loss For Words

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Jul 31, 2018 7:00 PM EDT

The one thing Tinder can guarantee you is smooth pickup lines and morally questionable banter. 

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  • 01
    Text - Kayla, 23 8 Woman 9 7 miles away Don't hit me with "hey gorgeous" because 'll find you boring and won't reply. l Sprint 82% 12:40 PM Kayla YOU SUPER LIKED KAYLA ON 7/30/18 Hey ugly Sent
    via r/Tinder/
  • 02
    Text - l vodafone UK 1:13 pm 82% Alex See when Alex replies. Turn on notifications so you know right away when he messages you. ENABLE PUSH NOTIFICATIONS YOU MATCHED WITH ALEX ON 30/07/2018 What's an introvert Is it like an Igbt thing? Send Type a message... GIF
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  • 03
    Text - < YOU MATCHED WITH ON 7/29/18 Dear lord how bad is your eye sight really Today 12:27 AM Let's just say at night I put on a daredevil suit and use echolocation to fight crime
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    Text - Liv YOU MATCHED WITH LIV ON 30/07/2018 are you really 4'11? Today 23:06 I really am! That wont be the only short thing in this relationship then Wooooooowwwww L
    via r/Tinder/
  • 05
    Text - N 43%自20:56 AT&T Today 19:59 Damn, crickets must really chirp when you're around Today 20:33 Ahaha why is tht Cricket's chirps are consistent with the temperature -you can count how many chirps there are over 25 seconds, then divide by 3 and add 4 to get the temperature in Celsius. Oh wow You. Just blew my mind Would you like to subscribe to pick-up facts? It's the message service where come up with pick-up line based on fun facts. Ummm yes please Alright, all I need is a valid 10-digit p
    via r/Tinder/
  • 06
    Face - 86% 7:29 AM M ao DateCheri, 31 3 miles away Grandfather seeking companion for granddaughter. She suffers from poor choices. RECOMMEND DATECHERI TO A FRIEND X
    via r/Tinder/
  • 07
    Text - Christine, 21 9 miles away MD Pharmacy P2 I miss the old tinder, straight from the go tinder Bring hunnies home tinder, glued to my phone tinder. I hate the new tinder, bots running loose tinder The pay to use tinder, the pay to lose tinder. I miss the sweet tinder, dates every week tinder Hook up & meet tinder, get in the sheets tinder See I invented tinder, & I perfected tinder And all I really wanna do is buy drinks and get dinner So swipe right, tinder Or super like tinder And l'll lo
    via r/Tinder/
  • 08
    Arm - VOLTE 4G+ 4t l52% 23:21 Death, 22 Funeral Business 13 miles away You are drop dead gorgeous Helping people reach the afterlife is fun and all, but sometimes I feel I could use a little love in my life... Searching for someone to make me feel alive Likes: Skeletons, Mourning Broaches, Halloween X 7L
    via r/Tinder/
  • 09
    Cap - CHAT 19 2 miles away Hey there! We're here to find a lucky someone to join our Cousins by chance; Lovers by choice Serious Inquires only!! -Joint profile- loving relationship! My Anthem X
    via r/Tinder/
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    Text - Liz, 18 Sales at Zumiez 19 miles away "i appreciate her" - my boss "a disappointment" - my mom "she's eh" - my ex "wack." - new york times "she's kinda stupid and slow" - my professor "i use to love her" - grandma My Anthem Lean Wit Me good Ing GoodkANCE Juice WRLD X
    via r/Tinder/

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