Captain Kitteh: Anything Extra Becomes Property of the Captain
Sorry for the delay , ladies and gentlmen, but we had 2 eagles with dead fish attemtping to board our plane. A reminder to all passengers, you are limited to 1 carrion only. Thank you.
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