Photograph me like one of you french breads.

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‘You are my only hope’: Man gets big bonus from his job, only for financially reckless brother to demand he use money to buy him a house 3

27 Hilarious Construction Worker Memes to Brighten Up Your 4am Weekend Wake-up Call (June 1, 2024) 4

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Vocal Cat Gets Returned to the Shelter After 'Meowing Too Much', Gets Adopted Within 24hrs by a Cat Lover Craving Affection 3

And humans don't even have claws to open things with 4

Gonna need a bigger brush 5

Me likey flowers 6