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29-year-old squanders $75K inheritance from her grandma, asks her sister who invested her inheritance to pay $8K to fix her broken-down car: 'She said I am selfish because I clearly have the money.'

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Friend refuses to split $1,000+ check at a San Francisco birthday dinner after another friend racked up the bill with family-style platters of seafood, meat, and pricey cocktails: ‘We were each expected to pay $150, I had a $23 pasta and a $10 mocktail’

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19-year-old stepson refuses to speak to father's partner for a year, protests when she won't pay for him to join them on vacation: 'He's had no relationship with me or my daughter'

19-year-old stepson refuses to speak to father's partner for a year, protests when she won't pay for him to join them on vacation: 'He's had no relationship with me or my daughter'

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