50 Shades of Brown

Do not be reading the last 30 pages of the 50 Shades trilogy as you let your kid play around in the bathtub. You will ignore him, he will take a poop in the tub (without your notice), and you will spend the next several hours sanitizing (and re-sanitizing) your tub, the toys, as well as your kid! #LFMyFriend'sFail

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