Do not be reading the last 30 pages of the 50 Shades trilogy as you let your kid play around in the bathtub. You will ignore him, he will take a poop in the tub (without your notice), and you will spend the next several hours sanitizing (and re-sanitizing) your tub, the toys, as well as your kid! #LFMyFriend'sFail
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![Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Homeowner asks elderly neighbors to stop parking in his driveway, they refuse and tell him he's being "too rigid": '[They] suddenly started to use my driveway, first for a couple of hours and by now they are just straight up occupying it'
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