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14 Crazy Things You Can Buy Online Right Now

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  • 1

    Gallium is a metal that can melt in your hand.

    Ring

    You can actually have the metal in a 99.99% pure form shipped to your house here.

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  • 2

    Want to make your dog look like a Bantha from Star Wars?

    Vertebrate

    Well you can for some reason, if you buy a doggy costume here.

  • 3

    A coaster that says "DON'T F**K UP THE TABLE" is probably the exact message you want to send to your houseguests.

    Font - ON'T CK DON'T UP THE TABLE

    Get one here.

  • 4

    This playhouse is way too nice for most adults

    Home

    You can actually buy one for children here.

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  • 5

    Is there anything you'd rather be doing right now than bouncing on a trampoline in the middle of the lake? Doubt it.

    Water transportation - RAVE

    Follow your dreams here.

  • 6

    Is it a bench or a picnic table? Why not both?

    Furniture

    This mysterious shape-shifting contraption can actually be purchased here.

  • 7

    Turn a room in your house into a SECRET room.

    Door

    Amazon sells a kit so you can DIY here.

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  • 8

    Yeah, that's a real book that exists.

    Male - POUNDED IN THE BUTT ТHE BY MY OWN BUTT CHUCKTINGLE es

    I don't know if it's actually a page turner, but you can read the preview here.

  • 9

    Amazon really lets you ship yourself Szechuan Sauce because we live in a cruel universe.

    Font - Sze CHUAN sauce INGREDIENTS: WATER, SUGAR, DISTILLED VINEGAR, CORN STARCH WHEAT, SOYBEANS, SALT, CORN VINEGAR, CONTAINS 2% OR LESS: APPLE CIDER VINEGAR, GINGER, SOYBEAN OIL, SESAME SEED OIL XANTHAN GUM, SPICE, YEAST EXTRACT, GARLIC, WHEAT STARCH NATURAL FLAVOR, CITRIC ACID, SAFFLOWER OIL. DEXTROSE. POTASSIUM SORBATE AND SODIUM BENZOATE (PRESERVATIVES). CONTAINS: SOY, WHEAT Made for McDonald's USA, LLC, Oak Brook, IL 60523. ©2018 McDonald's For nutrition information, visit www.mcdonalds.co

    Buy some here.

  • 10

    That thing is actually a mouse that you control with your fingers.

    Wrist

    Join us in the future here.

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  • 11

    Are you tired of pesky pest killers?

    White

    You can actually buy the Roomba of fly swatters here.

  • 12

    Ice cube trays have moved on without you.

    Food storage containers

    Get the most advanced freezer-powered ice maker in the world here.

  • 13

    Say you came home late and you have meat in the freezer, but you want to eat it now. They've actually figured it out.

    Red meat

    You can get a nifty steak defroster here.

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  • 14

    Yeah. That's a camera.

    Finger

    Secure your life with spy gadgets by purchasing one here.

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