Millennials Are Killing Mayo, According To Sour Old People

In today's episode of Millennial's are Ruining Everything Good in the World, we're examining the Millennial's impact on the mayonnaise industry. Philadelphia Magazine published an article recently in which the writer, Sandy Hingston, claims that mayo has gone the way of the dinosaurs. "It's too basic for contemporary tastes," she writes. "Good ol' mayo has become the Taylor Swift of condiments."

Predictably, Millennials everywhere are expressing their rage with the mayo-hating sentiment. In other words, they're bringing the spice - get it? 'Cause old people don't like spicy condiments...okay, we'll stop.

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