19 Cringe-Soaked Tinder Moments That'll Make You Renounce Dating

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    man selfie in front of cows - Verizon 11:04 PM Brandon, 20 less than a kilometer away Active just now I keep 300 heifers satisfied every day looking to make that 301 229 Friends For Common Connections
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    guy wearing big backpack in muddy field - 91% 13:50 Mark, 36 McMaster University less than a kilometer away I'm looking for a girl to dress up like Garfield and eat lasagna off my chest. No weirdos. 102 Friends for Common Connections
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    girl red hair - 22 PA- R 71 kilometers away Vegan, feminist, I only date guys with muscles and an income. Anti vaxination. I am a vegan. If your not an atheist you need to check yourself. You know my name, not my story. X
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    guy taking picture with cat ooo Verizon 9:26 PM 100% Edit Done Colin, 22 less than a mile away Active just now About Colin Decided to try Tinder because there were WAY too many guys on Grindr. Friends (282)
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    guy wearing hat and glasses - eooo Sprint 8:31 PM (X Done 27 miles away active 1 day ago 22 About This Person's life has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.PA and has been removed. Shared Interests (2)
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    girl with glasses looking drunk - 4:34 PM 80% Vanessa, 19 18 miles away If what you look for is a girl with personality then you're in luck because I have multiple Don't listen to her X BoredPanda/ Tinder 3
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    guy taking selfie blue shirt - Tim, 23 Sam Houston State University 40 miles away lost my watch at a party once. An hour later I saw some guy stepping on it while he was harassing Infuriated, I immediately went over, punched some woman at that party. him and broke his nose. No one does that to a woman, not on my watch X ored Panda/ Tinder
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    guy smoking outside James, 33 8 miles away Active 9 minutes ago About James like long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.
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    girl smiling Active 1 hour ago I'm married and not interested. I just think Tinder is a fun activity while l poop.
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    guy taking selfie in mirror with painted face dressing gown Squallie, 32 26 miles away juggalo, otaku, smoker, pothead, rapper, wannabe wrestler, lives with mom, obsessed with serial killers, talks too much, rarely drinks, spend most of my time in bed, hates capitalization, and has a squad of platonic female friends. literally nothing that vou're
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    fat guy wearing hat The G Dan, 21 12 miles away Active 1 day ago About Dan Well I'm a gentleman and will treat you like the queen you are. I love fedoras. I'm a brony. I'm an Athiest, only an idiot would be religious, I have no time for that. My favorite band is Tool. I keep getting friendzoned. I guess ladies only want jerks.
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    guy wearing fedora and suit Do you believe that men should be the heads of their households? Yes Millions of years of evolution have put men in the leadership position in nearly every civilized society. Why change a good thing? If one of your potential matches was overweight, would that be a dealbreaker? Yes, even if they were slightly overweight. People need to take care of themselves before taking care of another For you personally, is abortion an option in
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    girl with beer hose in mouth Active: 51 minutes ago Tagline How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammer...merciless...insatiable... Shared Friends
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    dog wearing fedora The first things people usually notice about me iam a Dogue ina hat. You should message me if u ar itnrseted in a long tern relashipship with a genltedoge who isa niceguy I'm really good at geting put int the "mans best freind zone" I spend a lot of time thinking about how most ladysi date ar bitches Body Type doug atonoko
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    girl picture hair Chelsea Chelsea, 23 25 kilometers away Active 1 hour ago If you like celery in soup, I hope you like celery on your children's graves because ur weak, ur bloodlines weak, and you'll never survive the winter
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    tinder messages k-konnichiwa cutie chan; 33 *tips fedora and blushes* *hides behind corner waiting for m'lady to respond* Sent Okay wtf is happening Type a Message... Send GIF
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    tinder messages *tips fedora* 7:10 pm Curtsies* 7:12 pm *accidentally drops fedora while tipping it* 9:24 pm *Slips on banana peel while curtsying* 9:55 pm Hahah What say I open your legs like a banana peel? 10:06 pm
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    girl bright orange hair I'm a chubby non-binary vegan queer. I sling vegan baked goods for a living. I reference Harry Potter on the daily. If you're not down for polyamory then we probably won't get along. Xearning ve only make frie e since M
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    girl straight hair I want to sleep with you. I don't mean have sex. I mean sleep together. Under my blankets, with my hand on your chest and your arm around me. No talking, just the muffled cries that you slowly let seep away from your blood gurgling mouth as I slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark overlord.


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