WELL, I'M GOING TO PRESCRIBE A MILD ANTI-ITCH MEDICATION FOR YOU. WHILE YOU'RE PICKING THAT UP, YOU CAN ALSO PICK UP SOME STOOL SOFTENER AND WE SHOULD HAVE YOU OVER THESE HEMHORROIDS IN NO TIME.

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