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6 Anti-Kid Sharing Snack Packaging That Are Simply Brilliant

So, what if food brands created packaging that added credibility to some of the deceptive excuses we cook up to deflect our kids' ravenous advances. They'd just be normal products, of course, but with kid-repellent designs. Here are some ideas created at the brilliant brain of How To Be a Dad

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    Oreos quickly become NOOOOOreos when you print a veggie on the bag. Don’t freak, they’re just mint. But your kids won’t know, and this ought to put off most miniature snack addicts.

    Oreo - Broccoli OREO SEALED Sit appears when opened @HowToBeADadOD CHOCOLATE SANDWICH COOKIES 15.25 0Z (43 STOP NABISCO Open with Pul Tab o LIFT EASY OPEN PULL TAB STOP Open with Pull Tab on Top!
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    Regular chips masquerading as an adults-only treat = clever. “Sorry, kiddo. It’s got alcohol in it. Can’t share with you until you’re 21 or older!”

    Junk food - grams Trans Fat lays S BRAND Dirty Martíni U) Potato Chips @HowToBeADad
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    It wouldn’t actually be spicy at all, of course. You could even add to the deception by blowing on your spoonfuls as if they were piping hot, because honestly… kids are gullible as heck.

    Food - RZ a C er Y S CY 8 Na t for it BEN&JERRY'S Red Hot YChoco Lava Very Spicy &Not for t Sharing with Children @HowTo BeA Dad
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    Uh-uh! Caffeine’s not good for you, sweetie.” Tell them it’ll stunt their growth, or simply point out that they’re already horrifically bad at being sleepy when they’re actually supposed to be sleeping.

    Food - Cheddar PER 55 PIECES 140 250m SAT FAT smOTvO PEPPERIDGE FARM Goldfish BAKED SNACK CRACKERS ENERGY MASSIVE. Cheddar CAFFEINATED! NET WT 6.6.02 (187g) @HowToBeADad
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    You don’t have to know why it’s poisonous to children but not to adults. All you have to do is shrug and point out that it’s printed right there on the package. You’re not the FDA, so tough luck.

    Cheese - EAR HERE PER STICK 80 3.5 CAT FAT 190 CALORIES ta%OV NATUR AL CHEESE Kraft Adult String Cheese MOZZARELIA LOW-MOISTURE PART-SKIM MOZZARELLA CHEESE WARNING POISONOUS TO KIDS EESE CHEESE CH TURAL L NATURAL NAT KRAFT 7g PROTEIN PER SNACK 12 SNACKS NET WT 12 0Z (340g) KD @HowToBeADad
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    “These are just for me! Doctor’s orders!” You can write your own name or simply “Mom & Dad” because kids aren’t pharmacists and, like I said, they’re pretty easily fooled

    Snack - MADE WITH REAL CHEESE! RAND MEDICINAL BUARANTEED FRES UNTIL PRINTED DATE RPutFs Snaco PHARMACY DEPARTMENT RX# 1000743 Snacks Enlarged to Show Texh TAKE 1 PUFF, REPEAT UNTIL EMPTY CHEETOCILLIN 10MG PUFFS @HowToBeADad CHEESE FLAVORED SNACKS NET WT.8 OZ. (226.8 g)
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