22 Funny Memes & Tweets That'll Keep You Distracted

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    meme - Forehead - To prove he was home alone Iwould like to present my client's internet search history from thatevening. d rather just confess to the murder.
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    meme - Text - ethan @human_dis4ster new tinder idea: upload all my photos upside down so girls turn their phone to look at them, obviously realise am ugly and swipe left but of course that's now actually right bing bang boom match Top 15 most Intelligent Anime Characters Ever Notice me senpai Subscribe 74K 240,728 views l 279 Add to More Share 2,601
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    meme - Junk food - idk what emotion this is but ive definitely felt it ame fack
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    meme - Text - When the person you're supposed to go out with tonight starts talking about how tired they are Don't you dare.
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    meme - Guitar - near death metal
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    meme - Text - t You Retweeted Frankenboog @Boog Tweets Me: I'll take "art is anal cheese" for 500 Trebek: That's, "artisanal cheese" 10/4/17, 05:51 1,079 Retweets 2,868 Likes Σ
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    meme - Text - Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin [quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that 3/27/16, 4:28 PM 2,947 RETWEETS 6,232 LIKES
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    meme - Text - Kwame Mbalia and Tristan Strong Y@KSekouM ATricc Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana: I'm not ripe yet Banana, whispering at 3am in the morning: i'm r i pe Banana at 8am that morning: HAHAHA I'M ROTTEN BO000O00OY, WELCOME TO BROWN TOWN
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    meme - Floor - Follow stephen thecatamites @thecatamites Having penetrated the protective exoskeleton, a wily hunter harvests the succulent housemeat within. 3 PINKLd 2x6 V R-20
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    meme - Text - Boo! Вoo! Вoo! (АНННН!) kg, cm, km, °C u/Mmard
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    meme - Text - One Liners Follow @humurous1 liners What do you call a chameleon that can't change its colors anymore? A reptile dysfunction 5:46 AM - 2 Sep 2017 1 Retweet 6 Likes t 1 6
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    meme - Text - @Peng_Cunt If you sleep with more than 2 pillows you're a psychopath kwame @johlyn_ a comfortable psychopath
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    meme - Product - 4A NBC4 Columbus Follow @nbc4i Study finds 16.4 million Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows #NBC4 nbc4i. co/2tva3At JUN 27 3 3 JUN 27 N3 JUN 25 UN 25
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    meme - Text - You know @Tmoney68 Friend: Man, it's hot. Thank god for AC, right? Me: I don't have air conditioning. Friend: How do you stay cool? Me: *Slips on sunglasses & leather jacket; vapes; engages Heelys and rolls away* Friend: Holy shit
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    meme - Cartoon - SEASONS IN THE NORTH SUMMER WINTER SPRING FALL SEASONS IN THE SOUTH R.I.P R.I.P. R.I.P. SUMMER WINTER SPRING FALL OWLTURD.COM
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    meme - Text - The most useful graph I've ever found... Y'all gonna make me Up in Here Elsewhere Go All Out Lose my Mind Acta Fool Lose my Cool
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    meme - Text - just-shower-thoughts The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns. my-cat-doesnt-like-you you made me read this,,, with my innocent eyes
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    meme - Product - Normal Grandma Blood Cells Blood Cells mernegourmet Werthers Original
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    meme - Organism - me at the start me on monday of the weekend Snuggle
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    meme - Dog - goodenoughforjazz gat u a flowder
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    meme - Text - when you can't hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you're still like
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    meme - Face - When everyone describes you as "chill" but you're on the verge of a mental breakdown & mask it by acting unbothered about everything

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