NEW JINGLE BELLS.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU'RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN'T FUCKING SING I'LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I'M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH HEY

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