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“Crystal pendant. Nobody’s told me that it didn’t come from an ancient Mayan ziggurat”
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“Now you can solve society’s problems by being rich and punching people”
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“Duck with duckling capable of sustaining fire”
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Top: “Summon things like butlers, maids, children, or angry poltergeists using this bell.” Bottom: “Fancy slice of rock that catches the sun just right”
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“Oil painting set with the face of a husky George Bush”
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“Avon aftershave that looks and smells like you put something in your pipe and smoked it”
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“Baby brownie camera. Use it to take incriminating photos because who expects a film camera to still actually work?”
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“Crib for a really small baby”
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“Nifty case of old silverware that looks like it could contain some form of spy gadget”
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