Thrift Shop’s Items No Match for Employee’s Sense of Humor

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    “Crystal pendant. Nobody’s told me that it didn’t come from an ancient Mayan ziggurat”

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    “Now you can solve society’s problems by being rich and punching people”

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    “Duck with duckling capable of sustaining fire”

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    Top: “Summon things like butlers, maids, children, or angry poltergeists using this bell.” Bottom: “Fancy slice of rock that catches the sun just right”

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    “Oil painting set with the face of a husky George Bush”

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    “Avon aftershave that looks and smells like you put something in your pipe and smoked it”

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    “Baby brownie camera. Use it to take incriminating photos because who expects a film camera to still actually work?”

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    “Crib for a really small baby”

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    “Nifty case of old silverware that looks like it could contain some form of spy gadget”

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