18 People Explain Their Jobs Like They're Talking To 6-Year-Olds

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Sep 5, 2018 7:00 PM EDT

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    Text - fantalemon 10h I don't actually do anything, I just keep a track of when other people are doing things. Reply 2.8k RusskiRoman 7h Ahh management 1.7k ThatOneKid1995 6h Or payroll
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    Text - HazardousPork 8h I hang out with the families of the sick and do what I can to help.
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    Text - tracerbullet_pi 9h I make the Lego instruction booklets, but for boats.
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    Text - iCantSeeMyChin 10h I draw connect-the-dot mazes for electricity, then test them to see if they work in real life. Reply 17.9k 7h Beltox2pointO I draw connect-the-dot mazes for electricity, Electrical engineer? then test them to see if they work in real life. Oh nevermind
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    Text - araja123khan 10h We use chemicals to make a white powder, which is then used to make clothes and bottles
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  • 06
    Text - onegermangamer 11h Cleaning dirty water with a huge machine.
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    Text - hatsnatcher23 7h When a car gets a boo boo I make it better Reply 4.8k thisisnotacat . 7h Auto Body Tech?
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    Text - Throwawayabc1010 I clean your teeth because you won't Reply 19.3k thisisnotacat . 7h Dentist or Dental Hygenist.
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  • 09
    Text - iamrootnotgroot 9h I type stuff on my keyboard and hope an actual website comes out of it.
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    Text - PMmecrossstitch 10h I write down the promises two companies make to each other, make sure they understand them, and provide them both with a copy of the papers they signed.
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    Text - boing345brooke 10h I take people's blood in the hospital to try and help the doctors figure out what is wrong with them and how to make them feel better Reply 10.4k Dabrush 7h Dr. Acula?
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  • 12
    Text - ZeCal 9h I say "if it doesn't work, turn it off and on again" for a living
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    Text - ADrunkCanadian 11h Imake sure people dont do stupid stuff in apartment buildings. Reply 8.4k Charliethebrit 7h a buzzkill? 9.0k viperex 7h A dorm RA
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    Text - Grassfedcake 10h Imake sad people temporarily happy. I also help people make bad decisions. Reply 8.6k 11clarke 10h Drug dealer? 5.5k Grassfedcake 10h Pretty much, bartender currently
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    Text - TIL_TED 8h I write very specific instructions for others in their own language. Those other guys are computers.
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    Text - LittleMissAbigail |: 10h I find out about things that no one else has done yet, and write about them.
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    Text - Richard-Hindquarters 10h You need the thing? I'll make the thing for this price. If my price is lower than everyone else's, then I make the thing. Reply 784 11clarke 10h Manufacturing?
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    Text - SugarButter FlourEgg 9h bake bread. One of the perks of my job is that it's easy to explain
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