This Guy Decided To Place Funny Signs Around Unexpected Objects In The Street

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    Metal - PLEASE WAIT HERE UNTIL CALLED
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    Yellow - ALIVE FOR 42 DAYS
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    Sidewalk - ISLAND FOR SALE wwe yo oy short was or t buno de and stang t the sky, vs pvae pardise hs everyig you d CALL TODAY-0491 570 156
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    Text - RKING This is a Bad Hiding Place Would you like to try somewhere else? ок Cancel This is a Bad Hiding Place Would you like to try somewhere else? ОК Cancel
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    Bird - BEWARE OF JOHN BEWARE OF JOHN
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    Yellow - UNBEARABLE EXTREME HIGH LEVEL OF BOREDOM IN THIS AREA LOW MODERATE HIGH EXTREME UNBEARABLE LEVEL OF BOREDOM IN THIS AREA
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    Chair - I'm not ready I'm not ready.
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    SHOES ON WIRES GUIDE TO BASIC SYMBOLS High throw: Leaving town Half hang: Dealer nearby Tangled pairs: Lover's tribute Single shoe: Creepy area Distant hang: Side on: Departed friend Safe street
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    Red - ABOUT THIS ARMCHAIR On Tuesday, 3 February 2015, Martin Hill came home from a bad day at work, sat down on this armchair, and slowly sank until he disappeared. After much discussion, Martin's family decided to leave this armchair outside, in the hope that the fresh air and daily bustle will soon bring him back. Thank you for not sitting here.
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    Wire fencing - ОPEN 24 HOURS
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    Text - PLEASE WAIT HERE YOUR FUTURE SELF WILL MEET YOU SHORTLY
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    Signage - SOLITUDE RATING FOR THIS PARK 1 2 3 4 6 (1) Heavy crowds (2) Steady flow of people (3) Sporadic picnics and playground noise (4) Occasional silent wanderers (5) You are the only one here
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    Text - e RESERVED PARKING ATTENTION SHOPPERS If this automatic door failed to open on your approach, you may have experienced a fleeting sense of invisibility. Rest assured that this is a common experience. Please move back to a central position and try again, safe in the knowledge that you exist.
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    Text - EMERGENCY ALERTS now Emergency Alert SINKHOLE SLOWLY SWALLOWING CITY Avoid area. Check local media. Slide for more
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    Text - BREATHING RECALIBRATION STATION If you feel you're breathing too fast, follow the directions below while focusing on the timer. Do this until your breathing gradually shifts into a slow, effortless rhythm, and take as long as you need before moving on. Breathe in (3 seconds) Breathe out (3 seconds)
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    Transport - HIDING IN PUBLIC EMERGENCY GUIDE CNKTECHIB FR QUICK TECHNIQUES FOR: Blending in Avoiding eye contact Spotting familiar faces and escaping unseen Pretending you're somewhere else Walking through busy crowds without appearing lost or colliding into others
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    Text - VICANOUS YELING STATION VICARIOUS YELLING STATION Yelling as loudly as possible can temporarily relieve symptoms of stress. Unfortunately, as you may be aware, this course of action has a high chance of disturbing others in your vicinity. Pressing the button below will prompt a trained proxy in a secluded wilderness location to yell on your behalf. INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Hold down the button. A small red light will alert the proxy to step out of a cabin and take a deep breath. 2. Picture the pr
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    Text - PS PG Parental guidance recommended for this area. It contains some PG coarse language, medium level boredom, scenes of loneliness, and the frequently haunted faces of pedestrians on their way to work.
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    Font - YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO ENTER THE VOID
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    Furniture - HISTORY OF AWKWARD SILENCES IN THIS AREA PUBLIC BENCH The longest stretch of awkward silence on this bench, occurred between friends Sarah, Chris and Aidan, on May 15, 2011 Chris was telling an old anecdote when Aidan interrupted him to say that Chris had taken the story from a mutual friend. Chris said that he definitely wasn't lying and could prove it. Aidan suggested that Chris stole stories all the time. Sarah said that nobody's memory was perfect and tried to change the subject,
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    Wall - DO NOT KNOCK
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    Wall - PRIVATE CORNER
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    Cable car - SHOE TOSSING INFORMATION CARD a.m. The shoes above were thrown on 7 7/2o17 at 1:30 for the purpose of.. p.m. Marking territory Wire decorating Commemorating a friend Alleviating boredom Indicating a dealer is nearby Just trying it once Being a bully Something indefinable Discarding an old pair Other
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    Asphalt - EMERGENCY ALERTS now Emergency Alert SINKHOLE SLOWLY SWALLOWING CITY Avoid area. Check local media. Slide for more
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    Product - NO displays NO thrill seeking NO running of loneliness

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