Guy's Crazy Tinder Match Will Send Cringe Chills Down Your Spine

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mattstaff
Sep 8, 2019 1:30 PM EDT

When this guy didn't text his Tinder match back for 15 minutes, things went south alarmingly quickly. 

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    Text - 4% 3:50 PM IG 32 'll not write anything about me on an arbitrary, laughable dating app for the undesirables to read. If you want to get to know me ask me questions, ask me out on a date. But you're not interested in getting to know me which I'm already aware; you only want to fuck me- so kindly leave me alone. Why does every guy's profile say they're looking for a girl?. I am a woman, absolutely not a girl. I'm an adult woman. I said it again, so I'm not any guy's type on here. Pedophila
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    Text - 3%04:01 PM HG Hello Howdy! How are you? I'm well, thanks. Apparently tinder doesn't have any guys my age to show me so I had to go down to the age of 30, 2 years younger than me to see anyone on this app. That's ok as long as whoever Imeet is mature. I hope. No guarantees. Im subscribed to a subreddit, dating in your 30s, and the impression I get from people in there is that it's quite crazy. You make it seem like that's true too, from your experience? I'm not trying to call you crazy. I'
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    Text - 3% 0 4:02 PM HG I'm not trying to call you cr I'm just wondering how it has been for you. Well NO guy in earth in their 30's ever ended to date me. They'll pretend and ask me to be their girlfriend Ana say they love me but really they just want to fuck me. Once they fuck me they disappear and I never hear from them again. This has happened to me over 10 times. I lost count. So it's impossible for me to date anyone so I'm just looking for friends and I will never have sex with any guy ever
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    Text - 2% 4: 34 PM LIG Loved* I'm on this app to make friends because I've lived here 11 months and have no friends. I will move January 2019 to a different state because I really would like to make friends and it's not possible in his boring state to make any friends at all whatsoever, I've noticed. Arizona is pathetic. So I have to leave. Plus I need to get my PhD from a real university and not a "party university filled with losers. I will go to school and treat getting my PhD like a job not
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    Text - 2% 4:35 PM LIG WILT IOsers. I Will go to scnooI and treat getting my PhD like ajob not like my "social hour" like ASU. No thanks. Today 4:30 PM Well I truthfully told you how cancerous and awful dating in my early thirties has been for me. And I see you apparently didn't like the truths that I said for whatever reason and now you're ignoring me like a child. Again, even this situation meet- ing you falls into how horrible it is to try and date someone in your 30's. It just doesn't, won't
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    Text - LIG 2% 0 4:41 PM I'm a 2nd shift welder And I totally know what that means because I'm a welder too. We've got that in common guess. That's a start, right? Apology accepted? I'm sorry you've been screwed over in the past but whoa. You sound like you're using those past traumas to identify with. Did you apologize?. I didn't read the words "sorry" or "apologize". So I wasn't aware of an apology!. Itll be really difficult for you to make friends acting like that I think you're searching for
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    Text - 2% 4:50 PM I can't be using my past experiences, that's impossible Oh I'm mature as fuck. Extremely mature. I've owned 3 businesses now working in my fourth. I moved out at 16 and have lived in multiple nations. l am mature. You don't know me and never will so you can't say "I'm not mature" just because I was sarcastic with you. That's pathetic. It'll be difficult for me telling the turn when someone asks me how to is dating in my 30's. You asked, I have integrity and I do not lie so you
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    Text - 2% 0 4:50 PM I don't have past "traumas" with the pieces of shit I've slept with while used me for my body. I have a fucking backbone I'm not weak so it's NOT any "trauma"; that's really laughable, funny. Oh yes I'm so traumatized. Hahah. Sure. I'm not searching for anything. I'd like to meet a friend who wasn't a piece of shit and a moron or a guy who didn't see me as nothing but a fuck toy. All impossible. I know all impossible because I'm 32 and I've been single my entire life because
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    Text - 2% 0 4:50 PM traumatized. Hahah. Sure. I'm not searching for anything. I'd like to meet a friend who wasn't a piece of shit and a moron or a guy who didn't see me as nothing but a fuck toy. All impossible. I know all impossible because I'm 32 and I've been single my entire life because men only want to have sex and disappear. Right after finished having sex boom they're gone like the wind. That's the norm for most women my age. Everyone is single in my age group because how men treat wome
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    Text - 1% 5:04 PM LIG I can not "identify with past traumas" if I have absolutely NO "past traumas" at all. That's illogical, I don't get it and it lacks reason and rationality. There is no past trauma from any idiot guy I've ever met. None. Negative. I'm a woman I'm definitely not a "dude". I'm not your buddy and I never will be. Why call me a dude?. Odd. I can type very fast. It's not a problem for me. If my typing fast is a problem for you please keep it to yourself. Very strange. Good bye yo
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    Text - IG 1% 0 5:04 PM too young for me to even have a conversation with. You lack fundamental maturity. Pathetic as fuck. I answer your question about dating in my 30's you flip out and say I have "trauma" and I "can't ever meet friends in my lifetime". You suffer from frontal lobe syndrome I can tell. I'm in neuroscience. Welder and neurosciences, nice. You're right about there being no apology. You insulted me because I didnt reply back as soon as you would have liked, then tried to glaze ove
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