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Jokes Only People Born In The Past Millennium Will Understand And Laugh At

These jokes will have you laughing, but feeling very nostalgic! 

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    Text - zander @finah How come when a house is 'haunted' it's always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 AM
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    Text - Talk To The Hatter @Talk_To The_Hat Igot carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
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    Text - @pjmijkie me: when were you born? 13 year old: 2005 me: omg and you can walk already???
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    Product - eva gutowski @lifeaseva if you remember these, you're eligible for assisted living, life alert and the jitterbug flip phone IGEBREAKERS Liquid lce 30 O
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    Text - Emy @EmilieErika Remember being a pre-teen and making these albums on Facebook captioned '~aDvEnTuRes' where you were just walking to the corner store w/ all edited your buds takin pics like by Piczo captioned 'you're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul. WHAT A FREAKIN TIME
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    Text - yuhhh @sjalynnmayree remember when youd go over to friends and go to the "computer room" to the old crappy desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you charlie the unicorn n harry potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to soulja boy and tpain yea
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    Text - common sad girl @sadgirlkm does anyone remember when lol meant "laughing out loud" instead of "this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile"
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    Text - LOGAN @luggin the year is 2008 20h the time: 2:30 AM. you awaken in a sweat. a light illumates your dim room and a sound penetrates the area you hear the words that come this time every night: "All. My. Friends. Know the low rider." You see him. starring deorge Lopez
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    Text - amber @fnlau remember when you were like 12 years old and you'd sing along to blink 182 like WORK SUCKS, I KNOW but you had no idea how much work sucked. i know now. i really do know
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    Text - prettydoddleoddle I want emo versions of idioms Like, instead ofyou're barking up the wrong tree" it's "you're panicking at the wrong disco" scanalan You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can't bring him to life Source: prettydoddleoddle 143,382 notes
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    Text - garbage @sugarfoot34 using Ouija board* "hello, is there anyone there" *Y* *O* *U* *U* *U* *U* "ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
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    Text - nerally: b0nes-and-suicide: "hears intro to Sugar We're Going Down runs into room* AM I MORE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET *kicks wall I'VE BEEN DYING TO TELL YOU ANYTHING punches chair YOU WANNA HEAR throws table COS THAT'S JUST WHO I AM THIS WEEK
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    Technology - red_hot_chili_peppers_californication.mp3 evanescence_my_immortal.mp3 black_eyed_peas_my_humps.mp3 sean_paul_get_busy.mp3 linkin_park_in_the_end.mp3 britney_spears toxic.mp3 nsync_bye_bye_bye.mp3 blink 182_i_miss_you.mp3 SB DIGITAL MP3 PLAYER MP3/WMA/REC MP3
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    Text - cam @camryn heatwole Picture this: it's 1985. Debbie just hit the wall. She never had it all. One Prozac a day. Husbands a CPA. Her dreams went out the door. When she turned 24. Only been with one man. What happened to her plan? 11/28/17, 4:42 PM
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    Text - David Letterman @DavidLetternan Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity. @vinnycrack T-pain was only 22 when he rhymed mansion with wiscansin
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    Text - Jake Taylor @JayyyTeee33 I'd rather take a razor scooter to the ankle than stand up and tell the class a little bit about myself
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    Text - Soulja Boy @souljaboy In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you 7/26/18, 12:43 PM
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    Text - bro 1: do you want a protein shake bro? bro 2: nah bro bro 1: why bro? bro 2: because you're the only one who gives me strength bro bro 1: bro.
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    Text - Robbie Strand @robbie_strand McDonald's called out order 369 andi yelled out "Damn she fine" and nobody laughed or danced, I hate where we're at in America right now.
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    Text - jay smooth @jsmooth995 The code for the bathroom at this Starbucks is 90210 which the young barista passed on matter-of-factly as "nine zero two one zero" causing me to crumble into infinity dust 6:57 PM 27 Aug 18 from Manhattan, NY 10.5K Retweets 109K Likes
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    Text - Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett some guy in the 7-eleven said "it was only a kiss" into his phone and the other 3 of us in the store all yelled IT WAS ONLY A KISS anyway i think he is gonna be getting divorced soon
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    Product - clestany penis-hilton when u clean out ur closet and remember how dumb u were in 8th grade
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    Text - emi @plantblogger i just had a horrible flashback to the pre-spotify days when i used to download all my music with youtube to mp3 converters & manually organize them into itunes albums with album art i found on google images 3/19/18, 8:00 PM
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    Text - brandy @Hi_Im Ishi I cannot stop thinking about MySpace and how most of you under 19 have never experienced its peak. You never spent 5+ hours finding a moving glitter wallpaper, a shitty owl city song for your profile, reposting bulletins so a clown won't kill your mum and of course pic4pic? [
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