Wording FAIL

Work potluck turns petty when mooching coworker refuses to contribute: 'I got in trouble the next day... it was worth it though' 1

Neighboring business owners start parking feud forcing boss to create permanent solution: 'It's out of our control now' 2

Professor tries to drop 22-year-old college senior from class based on one absence, student claps back with receipts: 'Will you please explain the policy to my professor?' 3

'You can't return the shorts that you're currently wearing': 30+ Times customers asked inexplicable questions 4

'So what's for lunch?': Coworker won't stop mooching off of employee's lunch, refusing to eat anything else 5

Mom defends 8-year-old daughter's right to read during family vacation, family members ask her to "reconsider": 'My MIL and FIL have spent the entire breakfast scowling at me' 6

Professor tries to drop 22-year-old college senior from class based on one absence, student claps back with receipts: 'Will you please explain the policy to my professor?' 1

Update: Coworkers join forces to confront paralegal who blocks doors when he sees women approach: 'HR won’t do anything' 2

'Guess who poured coffee into their cup noodles?': 20+ People who are having a worse day than you 3

29-year-old refuses to give up first-class seat to pregnant woman on 10-hour flight: 'Her discomfort wasn't my responsibility' 4

'They want her to [pay] $2,500.00': Neighbor fires back at HOA for forcing her to pay for landscaping area outside her property, HOA pays up 5

'My boss just decided water isn’t free anymore': Warehouse worker shares their frustration when their boss declares employees now need to buy water 6