20 Memes & Tweets About The Perils Of Public Transit

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Ada Elder
Sep 29, 2018 10:00 AM EDT

Getting from point A to B is pretty damn important, but sometimes we wonder if leaving the house is even worth it. Public transit is so often a cruel joke instead of a convenient service. These tweets and memes really hit the nail on the head.

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    Text - chicago's only top Follow @80085arecool Someone on the train just tapped me, asked me to take my headphone out only to say "I like your apple iPhone phone"
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    Text - Carla Hanna Follow @CarlssHanna my biggest fear about knocking out on the train is not that someone will take my things, but that someone will draw on my face with sharpie
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    Text - Ste Follow @notstelfc Someone on my bus smells like chicken wings and I'm this~ close to licking them all to find out which one
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    Text - brie Follow @BrieBoggio8 someone on my bus just said "I get lice all the time" GET ME OFF OF HERE
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    Text - Seth Lyon Follow Lamelion A guy on the train was writing a poem and the first line was: I'd rather hookup than have nothing
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    Text - Stephanie Boyle Follow eStephanieFBoyle Just saw a guy throw himself through a crowd to get on the carriage first. Simmer pal, it's the train to Neilston, not Space Mountain
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    Text - Ashley Rae Follow @Communism Kills I was sleeping on the train and my stomach was growling so loudly it woke me up and someone asked if I was okay. Oh.
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    Text - Miranda Keeling @MirandaKeeling Follow My friend in a text: l'd answer the phone to you Miranda but I'm on a train and someone might tweet what I say.
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    Text - Mel Follow @Miss Close There's a guy on this bus with a warm pizza. We're starting to form alliances to figure out how to steal it from him.
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    Text - bullshitbon Follow @BcBolt3 a lady keeps opening the window on the bus and the lady behind her keeps shutting it and they've been goin at it nonstop the whole way HAHAH
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    Text - Barbara Holm Follow @barbara holm Saw a guy on the bus with a bag of 2x4s and I asked him if he was building a raft and he said "what."
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    Text - sketty flap @TazWatkins Follow Someone on the bus just took a picture of me but the flash was on and now things are very tense
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    Text - Audrey Bienek Follow audreybienek If you purposefully fall into a guy on a train does that make it any less romantic than if it was an accident? Asking for a friend.
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    Text - big red Follow @AaronlsBrown when someone is close in proximity on the bus, i find it nearly impossible to refrain from reading what they text or do on their phones
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    Text - Amanda Follow @Pandamoanimum It's funny how fast someone looking at your phone over your shoulder on a train will move when you do a search for 'Is herpes contagious?
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    People - When your billion dollar dino park fails miserably and now you're reduced to using public transportation
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    Transport - When you're hungover and need to take public transportation.. Next stop: McDonalds 18 1807 4140 @girlsthinkimfunny
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    Text - Hey Chef @ChefWaites Not sure if you talking about metroboomin or public transportation Mr. Five7Five @Lebanon_Don Metro spent all weekend working on the tracks and at 6 am. .they catch on fire 7/24/17, 3:14 AM
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    Text - maria isabel Follow @mariaisabelsev so conflicted when someone falls asleep on me on the train bc on one hand get the hell off of me but on the other hand I feel u, sleep tight
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    Text - TTHEL Follow @mattbarkerr A lady just walked off the bus with a stroller and the thing in it fell out and everyone screamed but it turned out to just be empty boxes
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