These Random Shower Thoughts Will Make You Late For Work

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    Building - Amazon is doing to department stores, What department stores did to small businesses. WALK CHECKOUT BREA BETA AL OUT MOG Paricpa ry BETA Participant Entry
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    Text - If you're a young adult the person who is going to pronounce you dead probably isn't even born yet.
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    Alcohol - Whenever a dating apps work well, it loses two users.
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    Text - If you were to play Marto games backwards it is the story of a plumber leaving his wife and his fe progressively getting easier -
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    Action-adventure game - The Avengers blew a 5-infnity stone lead
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    Text - Witches prefer black cats because nothing ruins your credibility like white hair al over your robes.
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    Land vehicle - It's unlikely that the CEOof Kia drives a Kia. 16DX 243
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    Text - Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.
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    Chocolate ice cream - The first person to make ice cream probably ate all the ice cream in the world (at the time)
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    Facial expression - No feeling will relieve you more than of your nose unblocking after a week of a cold.
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    Face - The biggest economic bubble to ever pop will probably be Onternet ads when our grandparents aren't around to click on everything anymore.
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    Sport venue - 'Now would be a great time for MTV to come back out with Celebrity Deathmatch.
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    Laminate flooring - Feeling awkward sitting by and idly watching when other people do work is a good sign that someone was raised right
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    Hair - Of Achilles wasta child today, razor scooter would be the most likely cause of death.
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    Font - The biggest guy in prison has to be getting sick of all those new people punching him in the face.
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    Text - Everybody's ok with having urine and feces inside of them, but once it's on the outside of them they freak out.
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