Too Drunk for Sexy Times

'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season 1

Adult son refuses to attend parent's 1 PM Christmas "dinner" because he'd have to get up at 7AM to prepare the turkey: 'For context, I buy the Turkey at £130' 2

Employee exposes coworker in mass email for stealing credit on staff gift to management: 'Perhaps you can edit the card' 3

'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract 4

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 5

Couple with 14 cats wants to sell property for top market value, relator seeks advice on how to inform them that the bad cat odors are deterring potential buyers: ‘[They’ve] ruined their resale value' 6

Top 25 Dad Jokes of the Year: 'I just burnt 2500 calories in 20 minutes I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.' 1

'I just stood there in shock': Cashier saved by a random act of kindness from a customer, renewing their faith in humanity and the holiday season 2

'My brother yelled 'Gotcha!'': Christmas gets canceled when siblings play a diabolical prank on their sister after she celebrates buying her first home, she ends up going no contact because they crossed the line 3

'Discussing pay amongst employees is within our rights': Employee engages in fiery exchange with HR over wage transparency 4

'I gave them everything I had for 6 years': Project manager denied raise and Christmas bonus, gets even by making company lose $3 million contract 5

Shady arborist causes over $300k in damages to neighbor's yard, neighbor purchases his and his parent's online identity: ‘MY website is the #1 result on Google if you search for [him]’ 6