27 Vintage Ads You Wouldn't Believe Were Actually Real

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    Hair - Her tepe be nosbes ay bes tenight Ke 1 hepe shevscraubed frr wa WOMEN Кеep Your Mimsy Clean A daily wash with new Lux kebab soap (or women) will freshen up your flaps and stop it stinking like an old kipper. LUX КЕВАВ SOAP LUX Ask ycu doctor toaay
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    Pear - This is no shape for a girl That's why Warner's makes the Concentrate girdle and the Little Fibber bra. We reshape your top with the Little Fibber bra. The super-soft fiberfill lining doesn't make a big production out of you. It rounds out your bosom just enough to go with your trimmed-down hips. All of a sudden, you've got a proportioned body, and your clothes fit better. Warner's calls this a Body-DoM You car for one in any good store. Girls with too much bottom and too little top: Warn
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    Vintage advertisement - for a better start in life start coLA earlier! - Prmes Actie How soon Is too soon? -Boosts Personallity! have peovea that babics who start drinking soda during that Glves body cental early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teca years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sug
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    Pattern - FREE for CHUBBIES Fall and Winter Fashion Book full of charming Chubby-size Clothes Girls sizes 8%, 10%, 12/%, 14 Teen sizes 102, 12%, 14, 16% It pictures the newest dresses coats, suits, sweaters, under- things, skirts, blouses for girls and 'teens too chubby to fit into regular sizes (and every thing is priced the same as regular sizes". Bryant €3 ane
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    Poster - Keep up with the house while you keep down your weight. Don't lose vitality eat right Get vitamins and iron trom TOTAL Now TOTAL e watching your weight Live right has more vitam bowlful gives you 100% of the minimum dally aduit vita min and iro requires totai one-ounce plus a delicious cninchy taste TOTALwatches your vitamins while you watch yóur weight €3
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    Vintage advertisement - Dummies dovt perspine ..but neal live girls need MUM MUM New Mum with M-3 kills odor bacteria ..stops odor all day long PROOF! Mew Me w M-3 destreys bec ferie thet cose peripiration edor Anaingly effective poctection from cader are perspiranicn odce-ju use new Mum dailySo sure, so safe for nomal kin. Safe Soe cloes Geotle Mem is cerised by the Aser cAD of Laundering Woa't rot or dis colec even yoar fac fabrics No waste, no drying out. The nly Ieading Jeodoraet dhat cootai
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    Vintage advertisement - IT'S NO USE! I WON'T SEE HIM Date broken becasuse of bad skint Photo specially posed by Miss Alice Woy So ashamed of her Poor Complexion she locked herself in her room
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    Cartoon - "HE DOESNT KISS ME ANYMORE!" HE SAID MY LIPS WHY DON'T YOU USE TANGEE? IT'S ORANGE IN THE STICK, BUT IT CHANGES LIKE MAGIC WERE TOO RED AND SMEARY TO A LOVELY SHADE OF BLUSH ROSE ON YOUR LIPS SWEETHEARTI'VE JUST GOT TO KISS THOSE PRETTY LIPS! THERE IS PAINTED GLARING LIPS MAGIC IN TANGEE TANGEE GLOWING LIPS LATER
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    Photography - The Chef does everything but cook that's what wives are for! I'mgiving my wife a enwoo ulef
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    People - Presenting The Losers Pretty good, aren't they? We admit it. And they're probably good enough to get a job practically anywhere they want. But not as an Eastern Airlines stewardess. We pass up around 19 girls, before we get one that qualifies, If looks were everything, it wouldn't beso tough. Sure, we want her to be pretty..don't you? That's why we look at her face, her make-up, her complexion, her figure, her weight, her legs, her grooming, her nails and her hair. But we don't stop the
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    Advertising - its a wifesaver! get a range by BROWN equipped with a Soilfree Oven Every year the chore of cleaning ovens claims the good humor of Countless homemakers and busy schedules Brown protects wives from these ill effects by making a Soilfree oven for any budget. A Soilfree oven needs no special wiring, no extreme heat it cleans itself while you bake at normal temperatures Let the wifesaving Soilfree oven save time and energy for better things not to mention damage to hands, knees, backs
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    Motor vehicle - "The soldiers need our help! Gather 'round, american Women!" TURNS OUT YOU GALS ARE USEFUL AFTER ALL Went 1o00. Ameage from the Department of Papression Bppression and Dhauvinim wwE
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    Gun - BOYIns KEEN A REAL METAL RAPID FIRING REPEATING CAP PISTOL 95 ON ONLY B of 100 RAPID FIRINGI LOOKS LIKEA REAL"45" ACTUALLY SMOKES ON FIRING HAS LOUD EXPLOSIVE REPORT It's a real chriller. Yes! Looks and feels ike the Automacic 4S Carried by our Amy Officer.. It's made of strong lightweight ahminum with a plastic "Peart handle. I's easy to reload. Any boy would gladly give his entire allowance for one of these. Genulne Cowblde Holster for Famous"-Boy Qun $2 Order Direct.. Today.. Prompt Shi
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    Vintage advertisement - CURVES OF YOUTH will be youra if you will "Pull the Cords" Gives the Flesh the Prevents Resiliency Double and Chins Freshness of Effaces Youth Double PROF. Chins МАСК'S Chin Reducer Reduces Enlarged and Glands Beautifier The only mechanism producing a concentrated, continuons massage of the ehin and neck, dispelling labiness of the neck and throst, restoring a rounded contour to thin acrawny necks and faces, hringing a natural healthy color to the cheeks, effacing lines a
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    Cartoon - JOAN'S SO CARELESS THIS HOT WEATHER!WEARS US DAYS WITHOUT LUXING! WE ABSORB PERSPIRATION ODOR ALL DAY LONG. PEOPLE NOTICE ITAVOID HER
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    Newspaper - Married? No reason to neglect SA ISTOCKING APPEAL) Husbands admire wives who keep their stockings perfect Lovely stockings add so much to your appearance. to your husband's pride in you. Don't let constant runs, snaky seams and wrinkles kill S.A. S.A. SAVES ELASTICITY-You can cut down on costly runs-keep stockings lovely looking with Lux. It saves elasticity, so threads can give without breaking, then spring back into shape. Cake-soap rubbing and soaps with harmful alkali weaken elas
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    Newsprint - Don't Stay Too Fat! COMFORT, health and fashion demand right physical proportions. You can reduce the flesh on your entire body or any part, by wearing one of Dr. Jeanne Walter s famous rubber garments for men and women a few hours a day The safe and quick way to reduce is by perspiration. En- dorsed by eading physicians Frown Eradicator Chin Reducer Neck and Chin Reducer 3.00 Bust Reducer Abdominal Reducer $2.00 2.00 5.00 6.00 Also Union Suits, Stockings, Jackets, etc., for the purp
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    Vintage advertisement - THE SATE RDY ENING POST May 1 She Boesnt Caneb Water will leave almost no wrinkles in her drese, thanks to a new fabric woven of resin-treatedd cotton fbers that tend to return to their original shape after dousing or crushing. This amazing cloth stays clean longer and wears better. CON CONOCO CONOCO 50000 MILES NO WEAR! CONOCO Super OvePLATE MOTOR WITH 2.To create this tabeie, cientiste add to a 3,50,000 Miles-No Wear! After a paning 50,000 stural peoduct-cottona synthet
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    Cartoon - Such litle things can irk a man Sh-b-h..he has "GAPOSIS Sacsa g a amio Pynd as divinely Can wn cook. But she's nisiag ter chancs by havia "i" a placke that pops. Qaiek! Semcholy tell Er tbot the aeat itle Taon famer!
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    Vintage advertisement - what a SOURBALL I married! "He has no reason to shout at me so!" be your own fault," he said. "A wife's one Jane kept telling herself. But there was a neglect-carelessness about feminine hy- deep, hidden reason for Bill's sharp words! giene-can very often ruin even the hap- Something he hinted one day. Puzzled, piest marriage." Then he advised Lysol Jane rushed to her doctor's. "Yes, it couldused by so many modern wives. Honcy! correction...he's a
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    Text - She was a "Perfect Wife" ... except for ONE NEGLECT economical. She koew ..efficient. Her house bow to make a budget behave. was She was lovely... always always neat, clean, well-run took care to laok smart and fresh. BUT...She was careless (or gworant) about Feminine Hygiene And her busband would gladly have traded most of her virtues to correct this one fault. ....cheerful. xgged, or moped, or wept. She never affectionate. She was Warm hearted and tender.
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    Comics - NO APOLOGIES ACCEPTED HAS BESS LET US DOWN AGAIN? rLL GO PHONE HER WHAT I THINK TIME OF MONTH? NONSENSE! STOP BY THE DRUG STORE FOR SOME MIDOL AND SNAP OUT OF IT! OH LUCILLEI COULD HARDLY WAIT TO TELL YOU. IVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY COMFORTABLE THE WHOLE EVENING. THANKS HEAPS! LADIES EXCUSED NOW WHILE THEY RUSTLE REFRESHMENTS. NOWS YOUR CHANCE, BESS YOU'VE BEEN DYING TO TELL LUCILLE SOMETHING I KNOW I WAS SUNK REGULARLY UNTIL LEARNED OF MIDOL
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    Text - Unloved! HE"That lady has a mustache!" SHE"How embarrassing!" HE"Why doesn't she shave?" SHE" know a better way to treat that case-isten-I'l1 tell you a secret-for some years I had a difficult problem of ugly, superfluous hair on face and limbs. I was dis- couraged-unloved. Tried many different prod- ucts, but nothing was really satisfactory Then I developed a simple, painless, inex pensive method-It worked, and brought me happiness." I have helped thousands seeking ing appearance free of
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    Text - WAS THIS ENGAGEMENT TO BE BROKEN, TOO? This is a PERIENCE JESSIE WAS A TERRIBLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL (THE LETTER BEGINS). SEVERAL TIMES SHE WAS ENGAGED TO PROMISING YOUNG MEN. OUT HER I ASKED HER MOST RECENT FIANCE, TOM,WHAT WAS WRONG.JESSIE HAS EVERYTHING TO BE DESIRED IN A WOMAN, EXCEPT JUST gNE THING HE SAID, AND1 CANT TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT ROMANCES HAD SHORT LIVES "B.O." IS TREACHEROUS! Thousands of letters prove it! mOSANDS of letters in eur les are testimony that T "BO" (ody oder) is th
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    Photograph - Does Your Husband Look Younger than You do?
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    Text - You are in a BEAUTY CONTEST every hour of every day! A CAKE of Camay Soap-and you have the finest beauty treatment in the world. Buy a dozen cakes-today-and watch this gentle soap bring out the natural beauty of your skin. With Camay your skin will glow with new, deep cleanliness! Natural loveliness begins with immaculate cleanliness. But be sure you use only the most delicate, the safest, of beauty soaps on your precious skin! CAMAY CAMAX CAMAY The girl above is meeting her hushand's big
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    Text - Gray Hair Cost Her Her Job! She was willing and capable, but gray hair made her look old and slow. "A younger woman would work more snappily," was the verdict Gray hair does make a person look old, but gray hair is an un necessary burden. Today, many women and men know that a mixture of sage tea and sulphu actually restores gray, faded or streaked hair to its original life and color. You can either prepare the mixture at home your self, or more conveniently, buy it already prepared and re
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