Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer
Yeah, I made a really lame joke related to Joy Division by simply using the world Closer in my title. WHAT OF IT??????? - Matty Malaprop
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Mom demands sister and brother-in-law fly out to babysit her 18-month-old son while she goes on vacation, flips out when they request reimbursement for the flights: 'We're in saving mode right now'
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Brother demands his construction worker sibling spend their inheritance on a total home overhaul for a house he won’t live in, forcing the handyman to refuse and lawyer up: ‘My contractor aunt convinced him it’s time to remodel the entire house’
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Workplace asks employee to clock out for 30 minute lunch break but requires them to continue working: 'If you are working, you have to be paid'
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Parents accrue $60000 debt in 22-year-old daughter's name, complain when she reports them for ruining her credit score: 'They never gave me access to the mailbox'
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'SIL looks like she's ready to cry "Well...I feel selfish"': Mom of infant asks brother-in-law to change her baby's diaper even though she is right there, brother refuses and gets iced out
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